Miranda: I have been out with some of those guys -- the fat, short, poor ones. It makes absolutely no difference! They are just as self centered, and unappreciative, as the good looking ones...
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Wanna Bite?
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|ukiahngier|
mimics acute pain
the connection feigned sustained
the emptiness reigns
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idk who is watching Summertime but Edo nation
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Me watching Summer make another bad decision...
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BUT I WANTED LOLA TO WIN THE DAYUM RACE
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Wilhelm: Would you like to keep me company?
Simon: What happened to... 'let's just forget about that' [?!]
Wilhelm: I take it back!
Me: CORRECT ANSWER
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Excited for 2021 just because we will celebrate the 30 year anniversary of Prince wearing Assless pants to the VMAS in 1991
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Me (watching Omar take Ander's phuck up out on Patrick's 🍑):
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When you find a lube that slicks just right 😍
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