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watch mojo top ten Lannister v children beef

10. Loras v Jaime: about as lighthearted as any of this gets

9. Tyrion v Robert Arryn: sometimes the kids do have bad vibes

8. Tywin v Robb: he got so mad he threw a tantrum and demolished Robb’s whole family (almost)

7. Jaime v Robb: he did try to kill him but also he respects him

6. Jaime & Cersei v Arya: oft forgotten latecomer. Arya doesn’t even know

5. Tyrion v Joffrey: sometimes the kids really, really do have bad vibes

4. Cersei v Sansa: a sure classic

3. Cersei v Margaery: like half the driving force of AFFC, some real beefing w a teenager going on here

2. Jaime v Bran: the original Lannister beef with a child, nobody doing it like them, etc

1. Jaime v Hermione Granger: need I say more

#house lannister #all time champions

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remember seeing one of those character pride flag icon posts for hotd characters (lesbian flag alicent bi flag rhaenyra etc) and aroace flag criston has stuck with me that’s so funny. if he was aroace he wouldn’t be so intensely psychologically fucked he fucking wishes he was aroace. the only flag you should put him in front of is the thin blue line

#hotd #criston cole

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stark bros podcast. my brother my bastard brother my father's hostage my brother and me

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Cercei Lannister’s flower blanket in 4k

#cercei lannister #got

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#SHUT UO SH IT UO DJDISOW

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AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 4

#undefeated! #rhaenicent

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rickon is dead or so far gone from being a human. if and when they find him he’ll be useless. we get little hints to what happened to him throughout the story but this kid is not going to be worth finding.

he is most likely a cannibal that is more wolf than boy and will not even remember who he was before. he doesn’t remember winterfell or his mother or father. he doesn’t have that connection. all he has his wolf that reminds him who he is. but that’s not enough.

art by nicholas gregory

#rickon stark #asoiaf

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AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 3

#hate wins <333

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JaimeCersei matching twin outfits at 32 after trying to kill a child is a level of pathetic difficult to describe

#failing 2 kill a child. a literal 7 year old #jaime lannister #cersei lannister #agot

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kingsguard don’t even get paid do they. criston cole did all of that for….clout?

#osmund kettleblack #affc

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🌻 jonquils Follow

NEED dick from a pathetic failknight who just lost all of his tilts

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ugh this drought fucking sucks. maybe if we didn’t have a one-eyed k*nslaying freak in charge of the whole realm instead of an actual *rightful* king our ill luck might turn and we could actually enjoy the long summer.

⚔️ princebreakbeds Follow

it’s sooooo nasty seeing black//fyre supporters on the dash you KNOW they just hated King Daeron because he was neurodivergent

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FYI OP fought for the black dragon and took the lives of three loyal kingsmen at the redgrass field

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oh so you support K*NSLAYING???

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LMAO LORD RIVERS GOT HIS ASS

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DNI if you support the d*rnish takeover of court

💫 webringthedawn Follow

L+ratio+it’s SEVEN kingdoms+unbowed+unbent+unbroken

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“is prince maekar a DILF” the greatest thread in inn at the crossroads history, closed after 826292 pages of heated debate

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seven hells y’all would fuck a k*nslayer if they were valyrian huh

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you literally have bl**draven supporter in bio????

🐉 rhaenyra-did-nothing-wrong Follow

friendly reminder that dragons**d is a slur and only real valyrians should reclaim!!!!!

🥧 dragonstoner Follow

girl at this point we could ALL be aegon the unworthy’s bastards come on now🙄

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bracken son or blackwood daughter

#great shit man 10/10

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AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 1

#not fuckinng funny vote rhaenicent

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i think it makes sense for aegon iii to choose to marry daenaera when you disregard all the obvious after-the-fact explanations that she was the Sexiest Six Year Old Girl To Ever Grace These Halls. he is very traumatized and touch averse and lacks any desire to ever be intimate or close with pretty much anyone (which is completely within his rights). if he chose someone his age or older (and he’s only like 13 at this point) he would have been essentially forced to impregnate her asap by the monarchical industrial complex. which he really does not want. if he chooses a six year old he then gets 8-10 years where he has absolutely no obligation to touch her whatsoever (+ it ends up being 10 years for them, ultimately). also he would get to stick it to unwin peake who he hates by doing this which is a win. also i think there would naturally be a bit of trust there when his sisters were the ones who presented her (otherwise he couldve chosen any random six year old). hence. i think it’s perfectly in character idk

#f&b #aegon iii targaryen #daenaera velaryon

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the absolute freudian nightmare that is petyr and sansa's dynamic. he is obsessed with her because she's like a young version of the woman he loved while also viewing her as the daughter that could've been his, but the cherry on top is him making her call herself alayne which is the name of his own mother. meanwhile sansa is forced to accept petyr as her father whilst having to endure him sexually pestering her on a daily basis. radioactive levels of creepiness over here.

#petyr baelish #sansa stark #asoiaf

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Someone (who is not me this time) about Petyr Baelish:

#petyr baelish #asoiaf

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I can’t take this bit seriously I’m just picturing this guy going 🎺 womp womp womp 🎺 as joffrey’s dying lol

#bro thinks he’s ramin djwadi… #asoiaf #asos

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Happy birthday, George!

Image posted on his twitter today, September 20th 2023

#grrm #hbd king!!