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sarah from sarah and duck and bingo from bluey wind up in a meme-centered city.

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WHY.

(click on the link)

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are you kidding me?

why is there a trypophobia warning on a pop it toy with 10 buttons?

look up "small holes" on google images and you will see true horror

*calms down*

more civil restatement:

personally, i don't think there needs to be a trypophobia warning, since it's just an electronic pop it toy(see reference pic) in the shape of mario's head(likely a semi-odd design choice). there are also literally just 10 buttons/holes, so it's not like the search results for "small holes" with all those nightmarish pics of people having holes in their bodies. here, mario is basically just registeel.

i will say this though. there probably didn't need to be a mouth on that toy. the mouth makes things a lot weirder, and the fact that it's pink REALLY doesn't help.

(pop it toy for reference)

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just had a dream that there was a SCP about cardboard toys with anomalous functions that people were selling, and doing this spread a mental virus so they ALL had the same "about" text on their site.

and this went all the way back to GREEK TIMES.

i'm not sure i remember ALL of the cardboard toys they were selling, but one of them was a voice recorder where you tap a dot on the cardboard toy, and it plays back your voice. apparently the lining on the toy had something to do with it.

and making this post just now really makes me think about how this was literally nintendo labo, but anomalous LOL XD

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really ironic choice of advertising...

...especially that 2nd one about the border wall... 😨

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"MARIO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

"that's because you're a spider that wants to be a kitten, luigi."

"mario, what on EARTH."

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since sonic frontiers has an E10(and probably an australian PG) rating, but not transformers: devastation, i propose a new term-

"hedgehog privilege"

because when sonic can spin-dash on an enemy in brawl exactly like you can rev on an enemy in TF:D, set dark gaia monsters on fire with that fire fan enemy from unleashed, have shadow fire ACTUAL FIREARMS THAT AREN'T ENERGY-BASED LIKE THE ONES IN TF:D, engage in combat THAT IS 90% MORE INTENSE THAN TF:D'S, AND EVEN HAVE BLOOD IN UNLEASHED(see dark gaia in the final cutscene) AND FRONTIERS(see all the titan boss battles), and STILL get kid-friendly ratings across the majority of the globe, there's GOT to be some privilege involved...

#hedgehog privilege

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why does this look like a boomer comic?

2. never would have thought the original wonder effects would have been toys and props...

Concept art for various Wonder Effects in Super Mario Bros. Wonder.

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...tomodachi life is still relevant?

and here i thought everyone moved to miitopia.

#help welcome new deviants

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if i had a dollar for every time an iconic gaming brand made a semi-gritty combat-focused platformer revolving around an advanced ancient civilization called "the ancients",

i'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot, but when you see pac-man world 3 and sonic frontiers you will understand what i am talking about

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actually, i just watched the giganto boss battle of sonic frontiers, and i can say that it's not similar to transformers: devastation at all.

IT'S EXACTLY LIKE TF:D.

also, bleeding giganto got an E10 rating but TF:D, a game with no blood, got a T rating. what's the heck?

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it's just funny.

kingdom hearts and sonic frontiers have E10 ratings and australian PG ratings(at least, i THINK they do), but have pegi 12 ratings, too(i assume frontiers has a pegi 12 because of all the action RPG thematics and the whole "violence in a fantasy or sporting context gets rated 12+" thing).

meanwhile transformers devastation has a T and australian M rating, but also has a pegi 7... despite having the EXACT SAME TYPE OF COMBAT as the previous 2 games.

yeah i'm going berserk.

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2 rating organizations have called transformers devastation "not kid friendly" now...

...i don't know if i can play that game without a guilty conscience now...

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oh glob, CB stands for "CLASSIFICATION BOARD"

australia gave transformers devastation(good and pure PEGI 7 brawler no different than sonic frontiers and kingdom hearts) a blue 15+ rating while giving smash ultimate a regular PG rating and pikmin 3 deluxe(animal killing sim) & mario and rabbids sparks of hope(semi-serious shooter game) G ratings,

this is not OKEY DOKEY

(it's just gonna be really funny if bluey has a G or PG because that show was backed by the australian government and also has a lot of bathroom humor and also a lot more dark/serious scenes than TF:D)

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come to think of it...

how come sonic frontiers got an E10 while transformers devastation got a T?

they literally have the same level of violence... i mean, jeez...

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there is a non-zero chance that transformers devastation may have been rated M by the australian ESRB, who i THINK may be called the "CB"...

but when i googled "australia CB", all that popped up was stuff relating to radios...

i swear, if TF:D gets a MA-15+ rating despite smash ultimate getting a PG rating with bayo and it's theatrical world of light edginess...

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move over vanquish! there's a BETTER stylish action shooter in town!

and it's name is transformers: devastation!