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Jokes about my associates making my life hard. My associates immediately make my life hard.

#gravy talks #thank u for calling out my guy i LOVE that for me #everyone at my store is like how dare u expect me to show up for my shift and do my job when the schedule has been written for three weeks #anyways.

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

#my associates at me every day when theyre about to tell me something that will make my job oncredibly difficult for the next three months :)

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oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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“i want hunter x hunter to come off hiatus”. well i want an end to global warmning 😑

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School: Teaches you something for a week with historical background, context, effects, and outcomes.

One TikToker: Tells you it's fake while doing a bad contour.

Some of y'all: SCHOOL LIED?!

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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

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The list of broken furniture in my apartment has increased. The couch. The bed frame. Now the bedside table.

#gravy talks #it was a cheap target particle board nightstand to be fair #yes i be fuckin however

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I am once again. Thinking about my naruto ocs

#gravy talks #my art #look colored pencils are not my thing but i wanted to use them so heehee

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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

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I don’t know how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound like I’m advocating for casual cruelty or whatever but something that grates so much about this current social moment is how many people are incapable of saying they dislike something or someone without cooking up some higher morally correct reason for their dislike. Sometimes you just disliked a book. Sometimes you don’t “get” an actor or a musician. There’s nothing morally wrong with your girl’s fuckass boyfriend he’s literally just annoying and you’re annoyed that you have to pretend you like him when you know he’ll be history in six months. It’s fine. You don’t need to justify your dislike.

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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

#as someone who works 50+ hours a week (its required but literally pointless) #i fucking wish i could takr care of my part time children my god the hoes struggle #i am outside my bosses house hitting his front door begging him to let me pay these kids more and hes like. no. die. #also if perhaps eye didnt have to work as long thatd be cool

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been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter