We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
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Say it with me folks:
“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires
middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire
“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)
Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money
Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip
Constantly feeling guilty helps no one
Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.
Upper middle class is NOT rich
Black Lives Matter
Trans rights are human rights
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new ask meme! anonymously assign me a vibe
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Rango is a decade old this year and it still puts almost all other cg animal characters to shame. All of these designs look cute and lovable and reasonably lifelike and it is because they have accurate animal eyes and mouths instead of disgusting putrid rubbery humanlike ones.
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if you want to know how stupid elon musk is, for the aesthetics, he painted his space x cold box black. they are always painted white because they aren't trying to absorb heat.
they are essentially giant coolers. they keep cryogenic gases and liquids cold. so he made it more inefficient. like, what a dumb ass. he made his cold box a hot box in fucking texas.
it's so thermally inefficient and he is what nerds think is someone you want sending ppl to space??? really??? he'll fuck you over for aesthetics while losing more money in the process. and the math is wrong
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red banquet spoilers, but. . . .
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i love ranboo. hes like “i am the only morally correct one in this instance” and he just is not
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No offense but started off a team party 'til we fall asleep even on the street, when we disagreed we did it on beat (Did it on beat) Expected unique (Right), anything less, it was weak the music of the strings made life complete (Facts)
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Master post of my absolute favorite gifs of all time:
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currently have thousands of people yelling at me on twitter because i said drinking water regularly is healthier than only drinking soda and coffee occasionally
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Eniola Abioro by Roe Ethridge for Sixteen Journal - October 2020
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How do the kids do online research
In my experience with my students (8-12 year olds), if given a question like, say, “list five famous Africans and what they are famous for”, they will type verbatim into google “list five famous Africans and what they are famous for”, click on the first youtube video, and if that doesn’t give them the exact answer they need, immediately give up.
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just wiped out tomato town!
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Bro where are you from
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from a fellow neurodiverse & nonbinary & prospective convert lesbian:
happy lesbian lovers day! 💖
[ ID: The “I wish all…” Bugs Bunny meme reading: I wish all black lesbians, trans lesbians, asian lesbians, nonbinary lesbians, jewish lesbians, he/him lesbians, muslim lesbians, fat lesbians, neurodiverse lesbians, and disabled lesbians a very pleasant and safe lesbian visibility day. ]
( bi/pan “lesbians” do not interact )
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