gossip-girl-of-middle-earth
gossip-girl-of-middle-earth
I Don’t Own Coherent Thoughts
Writer, Silmarillion apologist and all round shitposting bard!“Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Middle-earth’s elite.”
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Right now in Australia, one of the heaviest topics is the discussion of the possibility of us going to war with China over both the trading market and what they’re doing to Taiwan.........😙✌🏼bestie bout to get drafted, so if anyone strategically wants me to carry their child soon, I’m a non-drinker and non-smoker 19 yea—
this is feroza aziz and she was banned from tik tok after this lmao for "unrelated reasons"
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Wen Yuan taking Wei Wuxian “out to fly” after telling him he should “just turn into a bird and fly there” to see his sister whom he misses | Ep. 30
↳ for @wuxian-vs-wangji…I’m sorry I could not pick just one face.
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Did u really drive home from the bar drunk
Gods no, that would be illegal. Walking home from the bar, however, is something I’ve definitely done, which might’ve been more dangerous in hindsight XD
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yah, and I personally blame tolkien and how to train your dragon
yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?
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Tag you're it 💜 Let your favorite bloggers know that you think they are wonderful and would love to interact more 💜
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And I would love to interact more, op!! I love making new friends on here :D
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For the ask game!
age: Some immortal being probably
pronouns and gender: She/They
zodiac sign: I'm not into these stuff, but if i made a wild guess.... Sagittarius?
romantic status: Married to Legolas
eye color: Brown
hobbies: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
introverted / extroverted: Extroverted
favorite season: Autumn
THIS WAS AMAZINGLY, and scarily, ACCURATE
I might be a little over-sharing with tumblr, I guess XD
Age: some immortal being probably
This is true, I have stayed the same age for the last decade. (Pssstt...it’s 19)
Pronouns and gender: she/they
Flick fleck, you are correct! I am a girl, although I simply identify as a “global problem”.
“They” makes me feel comfy, like I’m a primordial being capable of changing my vessel (I might just be Loki at this point, who can tell?)
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius ♐️
If I knew enough about astronomy, I’d make a joke about this, but since I don’t, I’ll just come out and say I’m actually a Cancer! ♋️
tumourous in all aspects of living, I guess
Romantic status: married to Legolas
This is technically true. I might’ve gotten hitched to @ask-legolas, but then again might’ve just been a Vegas deal, who knows.
Either way his father doesn’t approve
Eye colour: brown
Brown, and able to strike fear into the hearts of men, like a cryptid on an episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved (yes, I am back on my Shane & Ryan bullshit™️)
Hobbies: N/A
I enjoy hikes through beautiful woods, country drives, putting laxatives into my enemies’ muffin batter, and I also like collecting shells on beaches, as well as doing math.
One of those is a lie, and I’ll give you a hint: I don’t know all my times tables 🤫
Introverted/extroverted: extroverted
Although I have an outgoing personality, and am described as the “cool” one in my group (my biggest flex to date), I’m actually quite introverted!
I prefer a night in at home with a warm cup of green matcha tea, movie and cuddles with my cat over going out to clubs.
Then again bars are always fun.
Depends on what we’re all doing that night, I suppose.
Favourite season: autumn
No cap, this is entirely true. Sweater weather, flannel pyjamas, fireplace, hot tea, beautiful leaves falling, the tranquility of raking your lawn whilst ‘Concerning Hobbits’ plays—you just have to breathe it all in every now and then, you know?
Thank you so much for stopping by into my asks! This one was actually so much fun to answer :D
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The only reason I haven’t given up on the concept of romantic marriages yet is so that when I have my wedding I can invite Billy Boyd to sing at my reception for my first dance.
I’m also planning on inviting Adam Sandler to give a cool uncle speech.
I love these two idiots
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fun game!! dont look at my about and guess these things based on how you perceive me:
age pronouns and gender zodiac sign romantic status eye color hobbies introverted / extroverted favorite season
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Looks funnnn 👀
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That Gandalf quote where he mentions Sauron has all the Mithril now... "Of what they brought to light the Orcs have gathered nearly all, and given it in tribute to Sauron, who covets it."... What was he even doing with it?? Are there mithril-armored orcs out there we just never see? Is he just sitting on it like a greedy little dragon, coveting, having orcs bring him deliveries 'for private use', comforting himself about post-Númenór ugliness with world's most expensive glittering 100% mithril catsuit??
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NO BUT THIS WAS LITERALLY MY REASONING
“How does she know so much about Erebor and our past...?”
“Uhhh...she’s my historian apprentice?”
“Oh, understandable, have a nice day.”
I love that in "reader on the quest to reclaim erebor" fics it's perfectly acceptable to explain why y/n is there is by just going "idk man gandalf brought you along and who knows why that spooky old wizard does anything"
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imagine being any of the valar or maiar and being like "I'm gonna try really hard in my song bc my god dad wants me to <3" and then god dad just blatantly favouring manwe, if I was melkor I would be angry too
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Nooo but this is literally so true 😭💀 she’s the girlboss and he’s the malewife stereotype
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he's just there to keep her bed warm
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Traversing and all of a sudden being met with a post outside of your fandom:
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*carries around one of these when i make my rounds through my mutuals’ blogs*
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Obsessed
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