I want this so bad
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My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn ๐
Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please
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Love it when in games they compose like a 3 minute song for a part of the game you will only ever be in for 10-30 seconds
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You guys are never gonna believe what the name of this sculpture is
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Baldur's Gate 3 is a game where you can have purple eyes, horns, a tail, and fully animated genitals BUT you can't be fat
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haters will see a winter enjoyer and say "why are you going outside it's cold and boring" and not even see the beauty in desolation and stillness ๐
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All men should be girly. Leave the toughness to the women.
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"awwwww you're such a good dog!!! who's a good pup? who's a good pup???" *scratching you petting you scratching petting you* <- girl who is thinking about hurting you until you cry
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FINAL ROUND
please reblog after voting
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Hate that wanting a tomboy mommy dom was memed into popularity its either cringe to say it or it's said ironically. I'm not being ironic. I want a girl to dominate me. So bad
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Letโs play โyesโ or โno.โ You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
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