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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

#biology #weird biology #marine biology #it's giving #body horror #eldritch

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if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations

children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common

children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname

parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous

everyone stops having children right now

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why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

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The locked tomb!timkon au - because Harrow could do cloning Gideon 99 times (unsuccessfully), and Tim could do lobotomizing himself in the hopes of preserving Kon's soul. I'm actually shocked they didn't.

#imagine the bats as necromancers #kon would love to have a sword #fucking impeccable concept #timkon #tlt #batfam

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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Average platonic bestie dynamic

#timkon

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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

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I'm going to go fight for what I have left. Are you?

Erik + being unwilling to sacrifice Charles

#cherik #home of sexuAL

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Idk I think they’re silly /aff

#timkon #superbat #clark: we have been married for six years

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I think it would have been REALLY funny if Buffy at one point had been like NO! no…. I cannot date another Vampire! In crush and Spike makes an “But I’m already evil! What’s the worst that could happen!” argument In his pouty little quiet yell voice that he uses sometimes 😹😹😹

Like I can HEAR him saying it the same way he says “women marry them all the time!” And I’m DYING it’d be so on brand for him to say like yes angel was good…. UNTIL HE WASNT. I on the other hand am DEPENDABLE with my level of evil on a day to day basis no matter how much we’re fucking. Hell my evil might go DOWN the more we do it cause I’ll be too worn out and busy with you! Right now I’ve got too much free time really. Gives me so much more scheming and plotting time…👀

#spike #spuffy

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achillean

#timkon

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marvel bring them back i am no longer asking

#sambucky #sambucky fanart

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#asoiaf

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talking shit 7000 feet above sea level

#timkon