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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

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Made an omelet today, with a side of cabbage. I'm trying to rekindle an old passion of mine. My mom tried the omelet and said it was good.

I used turkey sausage and parmesan cheese for the filling.

#cooking #omlette #i did my best

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Gourmand, bomb them

ORBITAL SLUG STRIKE Featuring @prixoruno as Rivulet and @radioxiin as (offscreen) Artificer.

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Life is being weird

I need slugcat time

#shitpost #rain world #slugcat

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These murderers are admitting they lied only after the damage has been done and is STILL ongoing, and I am beyond pissed.

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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

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the way you win at DnD is making your friends laugh

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BOYCOTTING WORKS: KEEP GOING ✊🏽🇵🇸🔻

McDonald’s has said it will buy its 30-year-old #Israel franchise from Alonyal, taking back ownership of 225 outlets that employ more than 5,000 people." from Al Jazeera English, 05/Apr/2024:

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The settlers are already planning the names of cities in Palestine.

We are slowly running out of time, we have to take action. We have to demand, we have to scream. There was time to be polite, but It’s over now.

Fire is catching. Let it burn.

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So I made a Slugcat D&D Race!

Made it for a friend and thought some of y'all would like it, so here you go!

Homebrewery Link: https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/1evWZbSMbbp734XwEUjAvpGsaAcP51uGhmGM-691anZNx

#rain world #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #homebrew #rainworld #slugcat #scug #dnd #d&d #d&d 5e

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They sell this stuff in stores????

#mtndew #thats neat #baja blast

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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Growing.

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New York HC

I am only going to say this once

Health insurance, at its lowest premium, should not cost more than Rent.

That is absolutely absurd.