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Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.

#HELP

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how do you become so well read?

by reading

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the world's first ethical gaslighter has told you all your failures in life were actually false memories

#maxwell to hera in memoria:

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rip gregory house you would’ve loved the phrase womp womp

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Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#HELP

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cat is here :)

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IM DONE EXAMS I CAN GET MYSELF THE ADVENTURERS BIBLE AS A REWARD

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i literally love the dunmeshi manga art style towards the end. btw

#ITS SO EDIBLE #the lineart and the shading and the shapes….. #chefs kiss #literally the bestest

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she holds him up to her brood patch btw. if you care

#STOP #ILL CRY SO HARD

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ngl kind of dreading what this week’s episode will do to the fan perception of kabru bc ppl already characterize him as overly violent bc of the harpy egg scene. he views killing laios as a last resort. he was being dramatic. that’s the punchline!

he’s interested in laios’s monster ramblings. he may not be interested in monsters themselves but he wants to know about his thought process.

in a way it is funny bc its such a “the boy who cried wolf” situation bc kabru lies so much some of the audience doesn’t believe him when he’s actually speaking from his heart

while yeah kabru might go insane if laios just kept rambling about monsters some of you exaggerate it. he’s more likely to try to divert the conversation into something else(even if it doesn’t work) than outright attack him or something. like sure, he’d get violent thoughts but he won’t act on them! god

#PREV LITERALLY

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a life full of free haircuts from the one that i love!!!!

☆ prints | patreon | comics ☆

#OH THE CUTEST

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

#cecil no #jesse yes if you count other spellings #ough i wish that i had jessie’s girl….

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window