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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck
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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
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have you ever thought about entering into a cat show?
with THIS?????
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glitterghast · 2 hours
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My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight
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glitterghast · 2 hours
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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be
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glitterghast · 2 hours
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I'd be running up that road Be running up that hill With no problems
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glitterghast · 2 hours
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i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny
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glitterghast · 3 hours
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i’m so glad i’m coming back to tumblr and seeing that there are more autistic nancy wheeler truthers out there than there was before i left :’)
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glitterghast · 3 hours
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Writing a novel when you imagine all you stories in film format is hard because there’s really no written equivalent of “lens flare” or “slow motion montage backed by Gregorian choir”
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glitterghast · 7 hours
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glitterghast · 7 hours
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WRITE IT!!! WRITE THAT SELF INDULGENT SHIT!!!
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glitterghast · 8 hours
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hey fellow artists I know that we all want to create huge beautiful peices with dynamic poses all the time but sometimes you just gotta draw a guy just kinda standing there. For your mental health I guess.
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glitterghast · 8 hours
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Ao3 writer curse is real, everyone. I decided to start writing fanfic again, only to cough up blood and break a blood vessel in my eye. You have been warned.
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glitterghast · 8 hours
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"But why would you want to imagine, read or write about a relationship that wasn't healthy, good or desirable to you personally?"
I genuinely don't know how to explain the concept of fiction to you.
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glitterghast · 8 hours
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nancy wheeler likes women i just know it happy pride
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