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#posts to show ivf baby #<- feels illegal to use

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I see a lot of talk about common species like sharks and whatnot when it comes to marine life which is cool and good but you know what I don’t see people talking about? the batfish

this is a polka dot batfish. look at his cute legs and sweet little face. absolutely incredible. such a revolutionary creature. I fucking love batfish and you should too

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Mitski performing during 'the land is inhospitable and so are we' tour.

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i would babytrap him but out of boredom. i think his greatest fear would be someone finding out he had sex before marriage so we would plan the wedding but then i would get an abortion so we’d call it off but then the cycle just repeats endlessly, except he doesnt remember because i periodically bash him over the head with his copy of crime and punishment then gently nurse him back to health in order to keep him emotionally dependent on me. for his birthday i give him a homemade dvd of me fucking his sister on our couch while he was working overtime at the office.

#some of ur best work

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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truly do not understand how ppl r in extracurriculars ever is school not already deeply and profoundly exhausting to you without adding more stuff

#esp in college when ppl r also working?? like work and school AND club/sport? for real? how r u not dead #2/3 has me on the floor every single day

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wanna see what kind of people we've got here

#none i was going there and then leaving as soon as possible

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

#first come first serve 🙄🙄

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ok murph

#thank u for posting this directly after i watched this bit 🙏🙏🙏 #fantasy high

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happy lesbian visibility week 🫶🏻

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Sturgeon Board: Dark Version

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they need to do an episode of game changer that is just straight up trivia with no twists but constantly allude to a big twist at the end. (ie. strange props on their podiums when they start that are “for later”, sometimes the trivia questions become weirdly repetitive or overly specific, ex.)

Brennan must be on it.

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Wow, I can't believe I'm finally meeting the famous Hallie. I have looked forward to this all summer. – Really? Well, here I am.

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book: