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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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I know what girls want, they want whole season of firefly.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Do you know what bitcoin is? Its how i use my hacking rig to give russian gangs money, and make it icelands fault, cause i felt like it.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Its not the first death cult ive annahillated. One time i wrote a poem, slaughtered whole fucking masquerade.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Austraulia quit its bitching about how i slaughtered whole fuk dam kao watika 3 days, guarantee you.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Ukraines, i am cordially inviting you to discuss hurricane season with brazillians.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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You know, i got all of fucking nicaragua laced with a bunch of nukes from the 60's that actually work.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Now when denmark gets pissed off, they're a little air-headed about how fucking viscious they are.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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You're brilliant. How do you do it?
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Ok, so at the end of your brilliant scheme. You detonated a danish nuke from the 60's off the coast of peru. Failed at launching a satellite from a summer camp, and it destroyed the farm, and piled all your money in sweded polietly asking russian gangs to rob you?
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Happy turtle love salad.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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When they drafted me they gave me one wish. I wanted to.know where the first copy of the gita was written.
It was carved in gold in central africa, and it was a gift to india.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Thats a good question, well. The truth is, i want to see it go to zion.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Yes. Holy crap. Whole pile holy crap. Commonwealth medals, pakistani saint tie, demilitarization pol pot baton, catholics prayer book in sign language from 60's polish travel translations with the germans heads cut off.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Dent tooth nail. Cents very exact.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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India listen to me. No one expects ksatria born in wisconsin.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Japan actyually same place as warsaw, let me handle this, youre too young.
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ghostsapling12-13 · 3 years
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Finally my time has come student. While your instructor had cancer, c-
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