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if anyone makes fun of you for saying okie dokie, you will kill them. good luck
thanks for the order boss i will try my best!
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time to online shop
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looking at other women in public always has me like:
that is such a look.. that is such a look… now that is such a look… that’s a look… elegant… beautiful… yet another good look… stunning… i’m taking notes… that’s a good look… another good outfit…wow
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FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
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you know what? no *powers you off*
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oh god its done. spent all day on this bad boy :D
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“Having created him, Love has now destroyed him.”
— Achsah Guibbory, “Erotic Poetry” in The Cambridge Companion to John Donne.
(via rotgospels)
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when you hold birds and their legs just do The Thing and kinda hangs there like
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this is how my boyfriend asks me to stream dark souls iii for him
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fire lion captain birthday
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I am in the lab sipping test tube substances and critiquing them like fine wine
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Reblog and put a movie that traumatized you (be it in age group or now)?
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