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just imagine the jokes LMAO

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Korg: So when you cuddle are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Thor: I’m a knife. Loki: he's a little spoon Valkyrie, playing five finger fillet on Loki: I can vouch for that Bruce, sticking his head into the doorway: the best little spoon Heimdall, standing in the corner sagely: little spoon is his usual preference Thor: /face red/ Korg: ...ah, so he’s a little spoon, and a liar

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Why do you wear the horns? You let a child command you?

LOKI 1.05

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LOKI "Ouroboros"

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Loki: Thanos won’t trace it back to us.

Nebula: He traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us.

Loki: That’s true, but consider that he probably never uses the thing, and it was REALLY ugly, and the colour scheme was HORRIBLE, and also it wouldn’t have kept his hands warm since it was METAL, and he was missing the OTHER pair anyways, so its okay that we ACCIDENTALLY threw it into a volcano

Nebula: I hope you’re right

[years later]

Thanos: WHERE IS MY GLOVE

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[fighting together]

Tony: I got your back, buddy

Loki, an intellectual: I possess your spine, pal

Tony:

Tony: god, why would you say it like–

Loki, an intellectual: I own your vertebrae, friend

Tony: it’s an i d i o m

Loki: it’s a bizarre series of words

Tony: this coming from the guy who said ‘freedom is life’s greatest lie’ as the fun fact about himself in his ice-breaker class intro speech

#PLS #LMAO #I LOVE THIS #THEY WOULD TOTALLY ACT THIS WAY

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Thor: Are you a morning person or a night person?

Loki: thor, buddy, i’m barely even a person

#i dont know why #but #the previous tags of what loki said #makes me think of a certain song #one of the lines #“I kiss freaks that treat me like an animal” #for uh #no particular reason #none at all #👀

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Thor: YOU STABBED ME!! Loki: skill issue Thor: IT'S NOT!! Loki: learn to dodge...?

#previous tags #lmao

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#6:15pm #wondering how on earth I managed to burn myself with a drill my friend was using #:v

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Okay but imagine after Bucky being saved by Steve and is slowly healing with the other Avengers and Steve is still sour about this moment and constantly just like "I couldn't imagine what it would be feel like to be used like a weapon against your will. Can't recall feeling like that ever in my life. It's not like my best friend used me as a caTAPULT-" "I SAID I'M SORRY"

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

#my mind is rambling again #send help

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#I've liked and reblogged this before but I'm doing it again #editing is top tier #👌

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when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:

writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type

writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type

#correct

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THE MAKING OF LOKI Marvel Studios’ Assembled

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Loki in THOR (2011) Attack on Jotunheim

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something so good about the concept of Thor being returned from death and not being able to cope with it

#stop it #stop it now #i have enough fanfics to write #why would you do this? #and right after that other post about necromancy and the angst potential it possesses

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when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

#i want to write something about this now #dear god #the angst potential

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Peter: Mr Stark, will my pizza be long? I’m starving

Tony: No, Pete, it’s pizza, it’ll be round