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oh so when wanda maximoff creates an alternate universe to deal with all of her trauma she's "super impressive" and "the most powerful person in the mcu" but when i do it i'm "using unhealthy coping mechanisms" and "should go to therapy" smh so tired of these double standards

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Masterlist ;)

Hi, this is my temporary masterlist until I can make a more detailed one!

I am taking requests for Spencer reid only atm!

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Fics :)

· All his fault (angst): Things are not always meant to be, and Reader, as much as it hurts her, knows that.

· Envy (angst & fluff): When a new Agent joins the team, Reader can’t help but feel a little envious after she becomes friends with everyone quickly, inlcuding a certain doctor who seems to have a crush on her.

· A selfless act (angst): Reader’s selfless acts make others happy and as long as they are, she’s okay with it.

· Fear and regret (angst & fluff): In the two years Spencer and Reader have worked together they have never liked each other, but during a traumatic experience, true feelings come to light.

more coming soon!!!

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How can I make a kissing scene/emotional scene feel intimate and personal? I really struggle with that. I want it to be just between two people, their moment.

Creating Intimacy in A Scene…

I’ve created a lot of focused resources on creating intimacy in a scene, enhancing romantic tension, etc. so I’ve made an organized, comprehensive list from my masterlist which will help you create that moment you’re looking for. 

Romance-Specific Resources

How To Write The Perfect Kiss

How To Make A Scene More Heartfelt

Resources For Romance Writers

Resources For Writing YA Fiction/Romance

Filtering Out Cliches

Emotion & Intimacy

Resources For Describing Emotion

Connecting To Your Own Characters

Conveying Emotions

When To Use “Felt”

Calculating Emotional Reactions

Writing Intense Scenes

Technical Skills That Come in Handy

How To Perfect The Tone

A Guide To Tension & Suspense

Ultimate Guide To Symbolism

General Dialogue Advice

Using Vocabulary

How To Engage The Reader

Showing VS Telling in First Person POV

Specific Relationship Dynamics to Consider

Tips On Writing Skinny Love

Guide To Writing Friends To Lovers

Guide To Writing Enemies To Lovers

Guide To Writing Faded Love

Guide To Writing Will-They-Won’t-They

Guide To Writing Forbidden Love

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reblog if you love emily prentiss. go on, she deserves it.

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Masterlist

(May 11 2021)

All of my fics so far are here now! All of the one shots contain smut, and my series will in later chapters. Please only read if you’re 18+

Requests are CLOSED until I work through some of the ones I’ve got already

If you’d like to be added to my permanent taglist or my one-shot taglist let me know

Check out my nsfw side blog @spenciebabie for images and gifs that go with the fics on this list

Blurbs (some)

All can be found under the #blurbs over @spenciebabie, and you can find my Blurb Masterlist here

Close to Me*

Spencer and Y/N get into an upsetting fight after the events of a case. (1.1k)

The First Move*

They’re sharing a room. She knows he’s had a crush on her forever. Just like she’s had a crush on him. But she needed to hear him say it. (1k)

The Girl Next Door*

Spencer and his neighbor have been friends since he moved in. Just friends, so why was he feeling so jealous? (1.6k)

Pretty Boy*

Spencer is Y/N’s pretty boy (1.1k)

Honey*

Y/N can’t wait another second to have Spencer inside her (960 words)

Click, Click, Flash*

Spencer gets a new camera and only wants to take pictures of one thing (940 words)

Only You*

Spencer shows Y/N just how perfect she is to him (990 words)

One-Shots

Missing You*

Y/N gets creative in her attempts to convince Spencer to get a phone from this century. (2.2k)

I Would Do Anything You Asked Me To*

Spencer thinks he can hear Y/N moaning his name through the walls. But he has to be imagining things. (2k)

Shut Me Up*

Spencer and Y/N don’t exactly get on well. Will they be able to work out some of their frustration when they’re forced to share a room for the night? (3.8k)

Up In The Air*

When Spencer Face-Times Y/N from the jet he gets a little more than he bargained for. (2.9k)

A Fool Of Me*

When Spencer runs into a toxic ex-girlfriend at an event a kind receptionist saves him from himself. (4.7k)

Show Me - [Part 1]* [Part 2]*

Spencer finds out his girlfriend’s a virgin. But she wants him to change that. (7.1k total)

Moi Je Joue*

A nighttime picnic date forces young Spencer out of his comfort zone. (2.1k)

#1 Fan - [Part 1]* [Part 2]*

Spencer knows he’s seen his new neighbor somewhere before. (5.6k total)

A Lick of Paint*

Spencer has no idea his best friend is harboring a secret talent (3.6k)

Caught Up*

Spencer and Reader can only keep their relationship a secret for so long, (and when Reader makes Spencer jealous on purpose, there’s only so long he can hide that too) (2.1k)

Saturday Morning *

Spencer can’t resist a little quality time when you both wake up earlier than your daughter for once. (2k)

Work Wife*

Spencer can’t help but feel a little jealous when it seems like his best friend is interested in someone else (3.7k)

Work It Out*

Spencer realizes that he might just have feelings for his neighbor after seeing her in her workout gear (2.7k)

Insecure*

Spencer and Reader are both a little uncomfortable with the idea of having sex (1.9k)

Series

I’m On Fire* - Completed - (61k)

With her sister’s wedding fast approaching and her Mom hounding her about finding a date, Y/N makes a terrible decision that lands her and her least favorite genius in a confusing situation.

Series Masterlist (11/11 Chapters Posted)

An Inconvenient Affection - (In Progress)

When a couples’ therapist is suspected of murdering his own patients, Y/N and Spencer must go undercover as a feuding married couple to draw him out.

Series Masterlist - Chapter 5/? Posted

Spenciebabie’s Fic Contest Winners

Playing With Fire - @spencersawkward

Spencer and Reader don’t get along at work, but when they have to pick up a book from Spencer’s apartment for a case and Reader won’t leave his trinkets alone, things get messy. (5.1k)

Circles & Squiggly Lines - @luvofyourlifeliv

Spencer comes back from a bad case, and he and Y/N take some time for themselves to wind down and connect with each other… (3k)

(check out the other contest entries here ❤️)

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300 followers?! This still feels surreal. 🥺 Thank you for reading my works and giving it so much love. Words is not enough to show my gratitude for you all 🤎

To celebrate 300 followers, I prepared a couple of gifts!

1. I made this list of ALL the things I've ever read that involves Criminal Minds or Spencer Reid. I am still adding into it as I read new things but right now it has 817 fics. (I know, its embarrassing knowing that I only started reading CM on May 2021)

2. Asks games! Will be open from July 15 (today) to July 23!

🌻 - Send me this emoji and a Criminal Minds episode and I will rewatch it and tell you what I think about it!

🦋 - Send me this emoji and I will shuffle my music and post it with my favorite lyrics.

🌞 - Send me this emoji with a link to a story you want me to read and I'll tell you what I think about it! (I want new things to read so send me some!)

☕️ - Send me this emoji and I will give you a compliment/message!

🎃 - Send me this emoji and I will post tiktok videos of MGG or Spencer Reid!

📖 - Send me this emoji with any prompt and I will write a small blurb with it!

I copied some of this from a few mutuals that has celebrated before!

Tagging some lovely mutuals I have met through my small journey:

@doctcr-reid @g0lden-cth @samuel-de-champagne-problems @shemarmooresfedora @sweetandsunny @spookyspence @all-tings-gubler @babymetaldoll @boldlyvoid @spencerslibrary

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Masterlist

Below the cut are links to the things I write. Everything is Criminal Minds related, most is Spencer Reid related. Fics are labeled with their category, secondary categories are in parentheses as needed.

Fluff - ☁️

Angst - 💔

Hurt/Comfort - 😢

Author's Favorite - 💕

Series

My thoughts on all the Criminal Minds characters

You're a Dumbass ☁️ - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader (ongoing)

In which Spencer Reid goes undercover with you.

One Shots

Cuddling on the Plane ☁️ - Spencer Reid x gn!bau!reader

In which Spencer Reid and you cuddling on a plane marks different points in your relationship.

Truth or Dare ☁️ - Spencer Reid x gn!bau!reader 💕

In which Spencer Reid finds a game of truth or dare is the last push to get you and him together.

Y/N and Reid's Post-Panic-Attack Sexy Time ☁️ 😢 - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader 💕

In which Spencer Reid gets reader's help with an anxiety attack and builds up the nerve to ask her out. (Despite the title, there is no smut; I requested a title and my friend delivered)

The Right Decision 💔 (☁️) - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader

In which Spencer Reid kisses Lila Archer and Y/N almost beats the crap out of him.

The Wrong Decision 💔 - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader (coming July 17th)

In which Spencer Reid faces the consequences of kissing Lila Archer. (Optional part 2 to The Right Decision, v heartbreaking, read at your own risk)

God is a Woman ☁️ - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader

In which Spencer Reid believes God is a Woman.

Love, You're Wearing My Sweater ☁️ - Spencer Reid x gn!bau!reader

In which sweaters and cardigans are shared.

Drunken Confessions ☁️ - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader 💕

In which Spencer Reid is a sappy and embarrassing drunk.

Terms and Conditions ☁️ - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader

In which Spencer Reid gets involved in a (mostly) friendly competition.

The Biggest Regret 😢 (☁️) - Spencer Reid x gn!bau!reader 💕

In which Spencer Reid deals with feelings of betrayal when Morgan and Hotch help Strauss with her addiction.

Are You My Doctor Now? 😢 ☁️ - Spencer Reid x gn!bau!reader

In which Spencer Reid doesn’t care that you’re sick.

Tangible ☁️ - Spencer Reid x fem!reader 💕

In which Spencer gets a text from someone who has the wrong number.

Musical Misunderstandings ☁️ (💔) - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader 💕

In which Spencer Reid thinks you’re communicating with him through your music.

Playlist Proposals ☁️ - Spencer Reid x fem!bau!reader (coming July 15th)

In which Spencer Reid finds out you’re communicating with him through your music. (Part 2 to Musical Misunderstandings)

Blurbs

250 Follower Blurb Celebration

Little Drabble Type Things

BAU listening to Megan Thee Stallion

Spencer Reid crushing on Harry Styles

BAU Nicknames

Losing Spencer at Walmart ☁️

Since You're So Thirsty ☁️

Spencer Reid Welcome to the Internet

My (Noteworthy) Small Thoughts and Opinions

Reid Technophobia

Reidaway in the Hotel Room

Mandated Leave and Therapy

Seven Character Archetypes

How Much Spice the BAU Can Handle

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Currently, I am OPEN for requests for Spencer Reid x Reader. For more information, read here

My asks are always open for headcannons, blurbs, or just to talk about Spencer!

forever is the sweetest con:  after a successful case, which is hard to come by the BAU, the team (season 3 team) celebrates with drinks at the bar. things go arise when penelope convinces a normally reserved y/n to sing karaoke. (Angstish Fluff)

sweet valentine:  a 22 year old spencer reid finds himself thinking about his firsts...and the one first that he has yet to accomplish. (Fluff)

cutie pi:  spencer reid’s second favorite holiday isn’t really a holiday, but it’s sure a day that he’ll never forget (Fluff and terrible math puns)

you kiss my face and we’re both drunk:  Who would have figured that a normally serious genius with an eidetic memory would be a silly, forgetful drunk, or drunk Spencer realizes how much he loves Y/N. (Fluff; CW: Drunkenness)

49%: If there’s one thing that Spencer hates more than rejection, it’s spontaneity. But sometimes the things (and people) we love outweigh the things that we hate. AKA a series of events leading up to a weekend wedding between the BAU’s finest Dr. Spencer Reid and his partner in crime, Y/N. (Fluff)

i’ll take x-pecting for 200, alex:  Dr. Spencer Reid plays a trivia game at the request of his wife, Y/N, but he’s in for more than some heaving hitting questions (fluff)

take my hand and drag me head first: Spencer Reid is a scientist and scientists love predictability; but love isn’t predictable, it’s fearless.

wrap your arms around me, baby boy: Sometimes love at first just might be the thing that’ll make you want to get married with paper rings.

i can’t help it if you look like an angel: Spencer is not that kind of doctor, but he’ll always come when Y/N needs him, even if germs are involved.

Las Vegas Boy: Y/N surprises Spencer at their joint Bachelor/Bachelorette Party with a song she’s been working on.

band-aids don’t fix bullet holes, but your kisses do:  in a standoff with an unsub, reader makes a choice: her life or spencer’s. (Angst/Fluff) french toast waffle sundays: coming home to reader from a stressful case, spencer needs a little reassurance that he’s as wonderful as reader thinks he is. (Angstish Comfort) open me carefully: reader finds her hopelessly in love with spencer, who unfortunately for them is hopeless when it comes to love. (Angst/Fluff) the moment i knew my future was sweet: spencer plans a surprise birthday party for reader, who comes to the realization that spencer is the one who’s always been there for her (Angst/Fluff) crawl home to her:  The only thing that’s keeping spencer alive is the memories of his heaven. maybe someone how a faithless man will escape death’s grasp on faith alone. (Angst) you die in my nightmares, but i’m dying to dance with you in my dreams:  tired of being tired, reader takes leap instead of counting sheep :) (Angst, Comfort

fools in love:  He can explain how String Theory works. He can figure out Riemann Hypothesis. He can recite all the numbers of pi until he’s blue in the face. Yet somehow, Spencer Reid can’t figure out what to do for his first first anniversary.

and i will hold on to you: They’ve never been apart for holidays since they started dating. That was until Spencer Reid found himself behind bars for a crime he’d never think of committing. Growing and healing, Spencer realizes that it’s not the holidays that matter, it’s the person. Because with that special person, who’s laugh he can recognize anywhere, even cleaning up the empty bottle the next morning is magical. (Can be read as a part 2 to take my hand and drag me head first)

though i can’t recall your face, i still got love for you: Spencer’s always been ambivalent about his birthday, but self proclaimed lover of birthday’s Y/N attempts to change that.

I Can’t Say Anything to Your Face: Lunchtime is Spencer Reid’s favorite time of day and not because of the crappy endless coffee, dry sandwiches, or the occasional chocolate donut. Spencer’s favorite time of day comes in the shape of a little post it notes and fits perfectly into his heart.

Right Where You Left Me: Y/N never expected to see him again. He tore her heart out and left her in the dusty heat of a Las Vegas diner. She never wanted to see him again, but sometimes the heart wants what heart wants.

Don’t Thank Me For Loving You: Spencer and Reader have been dating for a total of 4 weeks. If someone asked, Spencer would be able to tell them the exact amount of time he’s been in love with Y/N. So why does he get so nervous to share a bed?

is this gonna be graded?: Y/N’s last assignment is simple, write down everything that you’d want to try. The options are endless and that just might be the end of her. (Smut; MINORS DNI) you can hear it in the silence: Sneaking around can be fun, but sometimes the silence is just too quiet, or falling in love with your best friend. Worship This Love: Y/N doesn’t think she can get jealous easily. She knows that Spencer is almost as head over heel for her as she is for him. But still, seeing the pretty detective grab Spencer by the tie is enough to send her into a jealous stupor.

It’s a Love Story, Baby: Secret relationships can be fun, but sometimes the love runs so deep that it’s just begging to get the spotlight. Love like that is difficult, but it’s the realest thing Spencer and Y/N have ever felt. The Doctor Is In: Reader knows that they shouldn’t have dairy, but it’s hard to resist the creamy sweetness, especially when an equally sweet husband wants to have a relaxing vacation.

3 Fics, 2 Authors, 1 Week!: This is the link to @shemarmooresfedora & my masterlist for our 500 followers co-celebration! Be sure to check out her amazing fics!!

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i’ve just binged your entire master list and i’m obsessed with your talent and skill and the way you capture spencer and matthew 😃 do you have favourite spencer and matthew writers or readings to recommend? thank you and i love you a lot now

Ahhhh I’m glad you loved it! omg stop that means a lot to me thank you 💓

I’m gonna link all the rec lists I’ve created so far since they have most of my fave authors and some of my fave works by them I would recommend you to read!

Dad!Spencer rec list

Unsub!Spencer rec list

Spencer x male reader rec list

Spencer x latina reader rec list

Spencer x black reader rec list

MGG/Spencer angst to fluff rec list

Spencer x plus size!reader rec list

Sub!spencer rec list

Prof!Spencer rec list

MGG/Spencer sugar daddy rec list

Fave fics

I’m pretty sure all of the writers from these lists have a masterlist, so be sure to read all their work if you like what you see! Happy reading 🥳

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part of me wants to be the cute positive girl everyone adores but the other part of me wants to be Aubrey Plaza

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I don't change aesthetics, I change which fictional character I base my personality around

#fandom #criminal minds #wattpad #smut #aesthetic #fictional characters

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“I Love You” Blurb Masterlist

All prompts are from this list!

 🛸 indicates the blurb will be posted soon :)

Keep reading

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MASTERLIST

I will be adding to my master list as I continue posting requested prompts/my own prompts. Whenever you think to yourself “Oh, this is it?” I’ll be here to remind you that “Honey, you got a big storm coming.”

The master list will most likely be updated daily and it will be pinned to the top of my blog to make searching for stories easier.

FLUFF 🌸

Heavy Lifting (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Perfectionism (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Early Dawn Kisses (MGG x POC Fem!reader) 

Ace (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader) 

Boo’s and Ghoul’s (MGG x Fem!reader)

Big, Open Arms (MGG x Fem!reader)

Broken Telephone (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Outside the Box (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Friendly Competition (Spencer Reid x Bau!reader)

Two Left Feet (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Sky’s the Limit (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Fact Check (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Never Let Me Go (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Not a Day Too Soon (Spencer Reid x Gender-Neutral!reader)

Too Much Caffeine (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Profiling Mishaps (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Easy Work (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Exposed (MGG x Fem!reader)

Dream’s in Motion (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Give Me Hallmark (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Unsung Heroes  (Spencer Reid x Masc trans!reader)

Lost in Translation (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Let it Happen (Spencer Reid x ADHD Fem!reader)

SMUT 🍑

Who’s Your Daddy? (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3)

Easy Riders (Dom!Spencer x Fem!reader)

Old Friends, Old Habits (MGG x Fem!reader)

Hold Tight (MGG x Fem!reader)

A’s and B’s (Prof!Spencer Reid x Student Fem!reader)

Let it Rain (MGG x Fem!reader)

Faded (MGG x Fem!reader) 

No Need to Rush (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Is that Code? (MGG x Interviewer Fem!reader)

Have Fun With It (MGG x Fem!reader)

The Cure (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Successful Experiments (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Better View  (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Rockstar Treatment (MGG x Black Fem!reader)

Naughty Girl (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Deprived (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Beauty and Brains (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Wheel of Fortune (Spencer Reid x Single mother Fem!reader)

Baby Making Magic (MGG x Fem!reader)

SMUT (NSFW 18+) 🌶

Pegging for it (Sub!Spencer x Dom!reader)

Two’s Company, Three’s a Party (Dom!MGG x sub!reader x dom!female friend)

A Man After Midnight (Dom!Spencer x Sub Fem!Reader)

Follow My Lead (Dom!MGG x Sub Fem!Reader)

More Stimulation (MGG x Fem!reader)

Attention Seeker (Dom!Spencer x Brat Fem!reader)

Caught in the Act (Dom!Spencer x Sub Fem!reader)

Face It (Dom!Spencer x Sub Fem!reader)

Jealous Boy (Dom!MGG x Fem!reader)

Red Lingerie  (Dom!Spencer x Sub Fem!reader)

Give In To Me (Dom!Spencer x Sub Fem!reader)

Edge of Glory (Dom!MGG x Sub Fem!reader)

Something Sweet (Sugar daddy!MGG x Sugar baby Fem!reader)

Glutton for Punishment (Dom!MGG x Sub Fem!reader)

ANGST/LIL SAD 🥀

It Would Have Been Fun (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

Missing in Action (Aaron Hotchner Fic)

BLURBS 🌼

Thanksgiving blurb (Spencer Reid x Fem!reader)

NSFW Alphabet: Matthew Gray Gubler Edition

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Lark’s Masterlist Post:

Hello!! I finally made a masterlist post cause I’ve answered a whole lot of questions and just want to keep them organized!! I’ll be randomly adding/editing this post but I’ll have a link in my pinned post for anyone to access!

Happy shifting 💛

Shifting For Beginners: x

Angel Numbers: x x x x x

R*spawning / Permanent Shifting: x x x x

Shifting Methods: x x x x x x

All About Lucid Dreaming: x x x x

Subliminals: x x x

Scripting Help: x x x x x x x x x x

Waiting Rooms: x x

Shifting Apps: x

MaDD vs Shifting: x

Time / CR vs DR Time: x x x

My Method / Baby Steps Method: x

Beginners Luck Shifting Theory: x

Shifting Positivity / Motivation: x x x x x x x x

Lifa App: x

Random Shifting Asks: x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

Shifting Memes: x x x x x

More About Me / My DRs:

My Shifting Journals: x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

One Piece DR / Lark Normandy info: x x x x x x x

Being an Empath: x x

Shiftblr Community (aka the best people I know):

@fuckingrealityshifting

@shifting-inspos

@shiftingshiftingshifting

@lil-shifting-shit

@peachshifting

@poppythewitcher

@shiftingwastaken

@l0ttadreamz

@geeshifting

@gen-is-shifting

@lilith-does-shifting

@shifty-bandit

@romeshifting

@caffeinated-shifter

@shiftingsycamore

@that-kidshifts

@stimmingandshifting

@shifting-haven

@shifterwithabucketontheirhead

@shiftyradish

AND MANY MORE TO COME

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thinkin’ bout you

in which harry owns a flower shop and has a major crush on a girl who comes in to buy flowers every once in a while (and he’s too shy to ask for her number) 

word count: 17.3k

paring: florist!h and y/n

warnings: just some pinning and lustful yearning. m for mature…

author’s note: i’ve been working on this forever. not to pick fav’s but i think florist!h comes second to sl23… hes just so…….well, you’ll see!!

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When Harry was given the option to go on a playdate with his car-loving and dirty-nailed schoolmates or spending the weekend at his nan’s house, he would often pick the latter. 

He preferred to spend his afternoons frolicking with her Siamese kitty in her wild-flower filled garden, sunbathing in the open grass, or napping on a quilted blanket under the large, round oak tree, with the kitty nestled into his tummy, keeping him warm. When he woke in the arms of his nan as she carried him inside the house for a glass of cool lemonade, he bore a band of pink sunburn over his button nose, and the blue and white striped Mickey shirt was sticking to the areas where his furry friend had provided an extra heat. 

Keep reading

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#humor #Memes #Area51 #Naruto #2019 #Funny

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Some kid just came to me at Walmart and shot me with a hanger, so I pretended to be dead and lied on the floor for a few seconds, the kid started screaming and ran away when I got up and started walking because the kid thought I was a zombie or smth idk

#Humour #2019 #Memes #Funny #Tumblr #Vines #Area51 #Dead