hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails
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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.
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The time frame between fic conception and finishing is either 24 hours or never.
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napoli
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time
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USA Cultural Regions Map
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this is what being on tumblr feels like
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Abigail in her murder daughter era
This is just a concept I did for fun, a parallel reality where she lived and nurtured her dark side hehe
PRINTS on my fixed post 🫶
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Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary
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everyone watching nbc hannibal please remember hannibal lecter is supposed to be an aspirational character to admire and emulate. The point is that he's a protagonist you can relate to and idolise, which is what makes it so good.
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