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THE SEALS ARE POPULAR HAPPY DAY!!!

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Today's Seal Is: Unlimited Scraggliness

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My lovelies!!!!!!!!! They are FINE!!!

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public service announcement

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“Freak Deer. A piece i just did. Conjoined parts from 2 mummified deer heads.” -Richard Difeo

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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How ‘bout a combo gorgonopsid-vampire bat. Thanks for reading.

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Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube

Known as the Jarkov Mammoth, this specimen was found in Siberia. The 23 tonne block of mud and ice was lifted to an ice cave where the mammoth inside was recovered and studied.

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lmaooo

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Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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Do you know any cowboys?

You mean... Bulls?

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Scadrian Youth Pastor voice: Yes! Slay queen! *Sits on a chair in the hip way (backwards)* but let me tell you about a Queen who literally slayed: Vin, the Ascendent Warrior...

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