gangstaguenther
Guenther Steiner
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Lando: im in love with you!
Seb: *distant* stop talking to a mirror!
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Lando: but I thought she was the one
George: you always think that the first time
Daniil: haha, first time?
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Gio: I will watch over you all
Max: will you watch over me?
Gio: yes
Charles: will you watch over me?
Gio: yes my child
Zhou: will you watch over me?
Gio: wIlL yOu WaTcH oVeR mE?!?!
#f1#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes#antonio giovanazzi#seb and his grid kids#max verstappen#charles leclerc#zhou#guanyu zhou
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*tires degrade by a millimeter*
Lewis: *inhales*
Lewis: BONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Valtteri: For too long I have faced the tyranny of you! *points at lewis*
Lewis: what did I do?
Valtteri: scoot over lewis
*lewis moves*
Valtteri: YOU! *pointing at James*
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Bottas turning up to Alfa Romeo
Fred: so you will have priority over Gio.
Valtteri: Me?...Number 1 driver? Am I dreaming?
Fred: you are the experienced driver
Valtteri: *on his knees* I can see Jesus! I can see Jesus!
Gio: Hi Valtteri
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Charles: *lying down on the road*
Seb: *stops the car quickly* Bloody hell Charles! I could've killed you!
Max: There's still time, GO! GO! GO!
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Lando: The ocean is a soup
Charles: NO! It's a jam
Max: Clearly it's a cereal
Seb: I am scared for their education
#f1#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes#lando norris#seb and his grid kids#max verstappen#charles leclerc
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Seb: *putting spotify on his headphones* just a few minutes
Lando, Charles and Max: *chaos*
Seb: nothing is going on, everyone's fine
Lewis: *ductaped to the ceiling* help me!
Max: *blasts heavy metal into sebs ears*
Seb: 5 MINUTES!
#f1#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes#lando norris#seb and his grid kids#max verstappen#charles leclerc#lewis hamilton
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Charles: uuuh! Help
Carlos: what, who's that? What?
Charles: I'm in the engine
Daniel: *on background* turn it on
Charles: Do not turn it on! Do not turn it on to full!
Lando: Turn on the car!
#f1#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes#lando norris#seb and his grid kids#daniel ricciardo#charles leclerc#carlos sainz jr
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Charles: Who's my navigator
Carlos: you need a navigator? It's literally down the road and a right turn *points as the house* look it's right there!
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Lando: Ok I just need to go for the briefing.
Daniel: Lando come with me, just past the car there
Lando: Ok thank you *walks into pit lane* huh?...had made me leave the garage, Motherfucker!
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Max: Ok go to the garage.
Christian: Ok...
Max: And check the 2022 section
Christian: But we dont have any 2022 cars
Max: Dont we?
Christian: *sees Mercedes W13* AHAHAAHA You're crazy
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Lewis: You cant defeat me
Max: oh I know, but he can
Lando: Hi, I like milk
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Lando, George and Lewis: ITS COMING HOME!
Antonio: ITS COMING ROME!
*1-0 England*
Lando, George and Lewis: You were saying?
#f1#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes#lando norris#lewis hamilton#antonio giovanazzi#its coming home#george russell
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Seb: apologize now!
Max: NO!
Charles: Este is crying, just say sorry
Max: Well Este can suck my fucking TESTE!
#f1#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes#seb and his grid kids#max verstappen#charles leclerc#esteban ocon
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*in a car*
Max: *takes hands off the wheel*
Charles: MAX WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Lando: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Max: I believe in you jesus
Antonio: *appears and takes the wheel* do not worry my child
#f1#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes#lando norris#seb and his grid kids#max verstappen#charles leclerc#antonio giovanazzi
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