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The 2 Monkeys Theory

I couldn’t find the exact source of the article, but this theory’s been around since circa. 2010-11 in the Chinese Journey to the West/literature conspiracy fandoms. It started on weibo and snowballed from there. An exact word-for-word copy of op’s essay can be read here.

Basically, it argues that in ch. 57 of Journey to the West, Sun Wukong was the one who died and the Six-Eared Macaque assumed his identity from that point onward, until the end of the book. 

Disclaimer: I don’t buy it one bit lol, but quite a lot of people do for some reason

The argument comes with 8 clues, which we’ll roughly translate and condense into English here. It’s a ride, guys, it’s a ride 

Keep reading

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Godzilla curled up in the Roman coliseum like it's a big dog bed was genuinely the cutest idea ever and I commend whoever came up with it.

#godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire #if not friend why friend shaped

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Putting aside all the fun for a second, I think this puts on full fucking blast how fake and performative the """"activism"""" you see from people like sophietexas or connereatspants really is.

The core of activism, the bleeding, beating heart of it, is trying to get people to change their behaviors. The very most bare bones, basic element of it, is sitting down and talking with people to find ways to improve things and make things change.

People like sophietexas or connereatspants are more than happy to post a vague tweet for clout or to win some twitter brownie points, but they aren't willing to do the most basic step of sitting down and telling someone "Hey, listen, this thing that you did was harmful to me or to someone else, and I would like you to change". Even when the person or someone related to that person directly contacts them and asks what went wrong.

That is the most barebones form of activism. Hell, not even activism, just straight up being part of a functional community. It's being willing to speak up when someone does something that you think is wrong, and have a conversation with them. Educate them. Explain your perspective and hear theirs.

But they don't want to do that. They don't want to actually see change and improvement and progress. They want likes on twitter and then to run crying when they get called out for being shitty and not putting forth even the most basic attempt to fix things.

Anyways I think Dream deserves a gun. Or two.

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HEHEHEHEH

The Legendary Monkey King!

Sun Wukong in every scene [1/?]

#lmk #lego monkie kid #sun wukong #sun wukong lmk #lmk sun wukong

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"The Don't Say Gay Law has been cut down to size in more ways than this.

- LGBTQ+ students and staff may now be protected by anti-bullying and anti-discrimination measures

- Libraries are free to restock LGBTQ+ books

- LGBTQ+ topics may be discussed freely

GO CRY IN A CORNER RON

Florida teachers can discuss sexual orientation and gender ID under ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill settlement

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You can only reblog this today.

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he made a statement on twitter. i suggest you all read it to get his side of it all. the only things i will speak on are that we remember some situations and events very differently, that he’s still very close friends with Friends A and B as well as others who made objectifying comments about me, and that the text included in his statement is one i sent when i was in a state of emotional distress over something that happened with Friend A and i felt guilty for what i did to Luke after the relationship. Clearly, it is not a reflection of how i feel now.

and to Luke, I don’t accept your apology because i don’t think you mean it.

i spoke my truth, he spoke his.

that’s all, logging off.

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Hi! Just wondering, could you possibly do a Sun Wukong x FemReader where both Wukong and the reader play Stardew Valley together but then the reader goes ahead and marries/ starts dating one of the characters in the game?

(WAHHHH I ADORE STARDEW)

Wukong with an S/O who marries someone else in Stardew Valley

OH he gets so jealous, the monkey king is FUMING

Poor Wukong, he was already making his way to crafting the wedding ring for you after he bought the recipe from the traveling cart lady.

“I got something for ya peaches!” 

His pixel self was on its way to give it to you when he saw you with one of the characters that you can date in Pelican Town. His excited tone was replaced with silence. 

His avatar looked at you, then at them, then back at you, then at them again.

This went on for a few minutes.

“Peaches… What is this?” His voice was heard clearly through your headset, making you stifle a giggle.

“What?” You asked him, not being able to contain your laughter anymore as your voice cracked. 

“(Name), I have a wedding ring RIGHT HERE for you, and yet you betray me…” Although his words sound heartbroken, you know this is all in good fun. 

To poor salt on his wound, you kissed the game character which made him scream.

“YOU’RE ALREADY ENGAGED?! NOOO!”

He hates to admit it but he is genuinely jealous, of a video game character at that.

The fact his avatar is forced to attend the wedding makes it ten times worse.

OOOOO he mumbles throughout the wedding, “It should’ve been me up there with you… Not like we’re dating or anything…”

Oh and when they move onto the farm, all hell breaks loose.

He’s distraught when you kick him out of the main farmhouse and force him to live in one of the cabins on the farm. 

He “tries” to kill them with his galaxy hammer whenever the npc walks through town or through the farmhouse, much to your dismay and somewhat pleasure (you think it’s funny). 

He also hits them with explosive ammo and rocks with his slingshot, saying things like “This is what happens when you go after someone else’s partner pal!” 

He tries to kick them out of your bed by hitting them more, even though they are an npc and they can’t get hurt.

“GET. OUT. HOMEWRECKER.” He growls as he smashes the buttons on his controller. 

Overall throughout your whole playthrough, Wukong is a jealous bitter boyfriend over pixels.

On your next playthrough, he makes you promise to marry him, “Look peaches, all I’m saying is if you want me to not make our farm look like garbage, all ya gotta do is put the ring on!”

He has a shit-eating grin on his face whenever your avatars walk by the npc in your new save.

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid x reader #lmk x reader #lego monkie kid sun wukong x reader #lmk sun wukong x reader #sun wukong x reader #lego monkie kid wukong x reader #lmk wukong x reader #wukong x reader #lego monkie kid monkey king x reader #lmk monkey king x reader #monkey king x reader #monkey king #sun wukong

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Sun Wukong and Macaque whith GN! Reader

In which you accidentally step on their tails😬

Sun Wukong

You were just going to fetch something. Totally normal, innocent and completely unaware of your surroundings. When suddenly you hear a yelp!

You freeze and as if in slow motion, you look at your foot, then at a tail, your gaze follows the trail of the tail to its owner being none other than Sun Wukong who is bearing a heartbreaking expression of absolute betrayal and hurt in his eyes. Immediately you stepped off his tail!

Your apologies started as well as the poor monkey King caressed his hurt tail away from you. You begged his forgiveness but he pouts and turns his back to you.

You know his tail was sensitive so in your natural guilt you told him you'd do anything. His ears perked up at that "Anything?" he asked to which you replied "Of course".

If only you could see his smirk...

He turns to you teary-eyed as he says: "Cuddle with me? " and immediately you sit on the couch with him, cuddling him and giving him kisses. Overall comforting him.

If you try to move away he WILL use your guilt against you.

"Where are you going? I see, you just step on my tail and then leave me" you narrow your eyes at him but you relent and he happily welcomes you into his arms with grabby hands peppering your face with kisses and then nuzzling into you with the biggest smile on his face.

That's right, you are stuck with him the whole day. Everything that day, you do for him.

"Wow! We should make a holiday out of this day!" as soon as you turn to him with a suspicious look on your face he continues "As the day you mercilessly stepped on my poor poor tail" one hand dramatically set on his forehead as the other caresses his tail for emphasis.

You made him his favourite food and you watched his favorite show that has him as the main character till you pass out.

The next day comes and you watch over the training session with MK. You watch as they spar when MK accidentally hits Wukong on his tail. MK grimaces, apologizing to his master while Wukong just laughs.

"It's ok bud! It's sensitive but not THAT sensitive, see?" he then uses his tail as an improv chair to show himself off... that is until you appeared behind them, hands on your hips, fury in your eyes.

"Oh, I definitely see." The Monkey King, Sage Equal to Heaven froze, his expression one of horror. "Peaches ~~~" he tries but to no avail. You are fuming!

How dare he use your guilt against you! You were really worried for him. you storm away with a very apologetic King on your tail.

Let's just say the next day was your day cause there's no way this immortal monkey will rest until you forgive him.

Macaque

When you step on his tail not only do you jump from his yell, he is genuinely crossed with you. He doesn't even let you apologise, he just pouts and goes into the shadows, leaving you there yelling "I'm sooorryyyyyy!

The day goes by with you trying to call him without success. Successive texts apologising were ignored.

You made his favourite food for dinner when he showed up. With teary eyes, you latch yourself onto him apologizing.

"Heeyyy! What are you talking about? Oh! Do you mean my tail? It's ok, it was an accident!"

"So you forgive meeee?" you ask him with big eyes.

"Sure" he chuckles "Wow! you made my favourite food! Today just keeps getting better! A whole day's nap and a great dinner!"

"Come again?"

"Yeah, I was upset and went to walk to let some steam and see if my tail was alright but then I forgave you, saw this nice tree and started writing my next play based on this event and took a nap till now- Why are you looking at me like that?"

"I tried to call you several times! I left you texts! I was worried!"

"What texts?" he goes to check his phone when his face got horrified at the number of missed calls and unbelievable number of unread texts. He looked at you sheepishly, his hand went to rub his neck "Caaaaaan you believe I had my cell on silent... ?...... Heh..... Silly me..... Heheh..? "

Now it was your turn to pout. You were worried about the very relationship and he was napping??? You turn your back on him, as you stomp into your shared room.

"Wait! I'm sorry alright? Where are you going?"

"NAPPING!"

...

"Sooo, does that mean you forgive me? Sugarplum? Come on!"

You quickly forgave him however since no doors can stop your shadow-wielding cute boyfriend into cuddling in an absolute apologetic mission.

#lego monkie kid #sun wukong x reader #macaque x reader #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque

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So in light of what was revealed today:

I do not support Wilbur Soot nor do I support his band.

I'm gonna be doing a rebranding on my incorrect quotes.

Please show support to Shubble and to all his victims.

#shelby shubble #shubble #support shubble

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I FIXED ALL THE LINKS ON MY MASTERLISTS :3 AND HERES A PIECE I MADE LAST NIGHT

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I saw people do this & adopted it myself, and it’s actually been super helpful—set a daily reminder to do your arab.org click of the day. It has been said ad nauseam at this point, but if each person in the thousands of people who engage on palestine posts clicked on this, we’d be raising thousands in revenue towards humanitarian aid. Don’t think your one little click is unnecessary. It adds up fast—but only if you actually do it.

A lot of people asked how they can help if they don’t have funds to spare. This is the most passive way to raise donations towards Palestinian aid.

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Can we talk about how Macaque is hot here????

Cause everytime I saw him I'm like:

OH MY GODD-...❤️💞

#macaque #lmk #lmk macaque #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid #lego monkie kid macaque #the six eared macaque #six eared macaque #lmk six eared macaque #macaque lmk #shadow boi is fineeee

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TW: not eating, sick, dizzy

Sorry for not posting guys; I'm not feeling well and everything is dizzy, sore and just feels horrible.

I haven't eaten either, have been trying to, so I'm just not here mentally or physically. I'll try to post and get better!! Love you all 🫶🏼

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reblog if you would hug a trans boy

and if the trans boy doesnt want physical contact, youd give him a sick air-high-five

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WOOO BABY I LOVE HIM

if you say you’re not a Wukong simp. you’re lying.

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Someone: "SWK doesn't deserve love!" "He's literally called an 'unlovable beast'!" "He doesn't look attractive at all!" "He's 4 foot tall? Lol, shortie!" "He's too short for anything!"

Me: I smell b*tch!

Have some GIFs for reading! There are some bonus GIFs but that's because I couldn't pick between a few of them. 😌🍑😍

Me:

#lmk sun wukong #sun wukong x reader #monkie kid sun wukong #jttw sun wukong #sun wukong #Nezha reborn sun wukong #Sun wukong Nezha Reborn #monkey king #monkey king hero is back #netflix monkey king