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my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

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he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows

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Masks are kind of hot actually

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There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

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you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!

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bring back wars <3333, I miss war <333

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obsessed with this

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“autistic to adhd communication” um its called kissing with tongue

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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

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disgusted by the three letter u's in "unusual" why would it need that many

#literally did a double take after writing the word myself #it just looks wrong

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nobody ever told me I'd get swole from working with kids. i haven't. but my legs sure are sore

#we were doing frog jumps #i have to boast that my form was perfect and i was jumping very high #i was so proud of myself that i pushed my body beyond its limit #i am not fit #pediatric stuff ig #it be me

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“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they