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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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the uh

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Depictions of mermaids always portray them with an “Ariel” body-type: thin with a decently sized tail. 

This is due to sailors only viewing mermaids from above water – the ripples, waves, water glare, and murky seas obscure a mermaid’s real appearance.

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I'd just like to mention that they even kinda look like ryan reynolds

There was a German version of Deadpool called Deutschpool. He was like Deadpool but in lederhosen. He ate my leftovers. The only thing he said in English is when he smacked my ass and said, “Hey handsome”.

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Tried to design a character who wears her Health-bar and Mana-bar as stockings <3

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in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

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You CANNOT go wrong with fat dragons. You will reblog

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literally 1984

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literally 1984

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this post is for you. yes, you! you are so deserving of a good, happy, content life. you are so strong and resilient, and i am proud of you. you will make it through all this hardship and come out the other side doing better than ever.

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Fun fact at the end of the quest Someone to Watch Over Me if you don’t talk to Alice Hostetler’s mom before leaving their house this glitch happens 😂😭