The ultimate flex. You didn't want to come to work so you just deleted yourself from reality.

me too, senior researcher kassidy kara. me too.

@pmseymourva

I would do this in an ask, but for some reason my tumblr is acting up.

I'm just wondering how you make so many great OCs! I've been trying to make some OCs for a while now and I was hoping you could have some tips.

TELL US

I understood what Dream SMP was about.

WHERE CAN I GET THAT!?

Why do I know exactly what movie this is from?

COMPETITIVE PAINTING

challenge: make a funny caption for this gif in a way that is completely unrelated to sex or body fluids

great job everybody

challenge: make a funny caption for this gif in a way that is completely unrelated to sex or body fluids

most?

you know they're gonna remove comments

Ok, was anybody gonna tell me that prince phillip died?

Or was I supposed to learn it myself from a random tumblr post?

you guys are so insensitive🙄🙄🙄 making all these memes about prince philips death😔😔😔 i'm personally sending thoughts and prayers to the mortician who has to try and make him look human for the funeral🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🧎‍♀️

this was made decades ago. The receiver was a man named Pat.

You have just dreamed of a very hopeful future.

There is this bookshop I usually dream of, with very tall shelves and in low lights and with existing and nonexistent books, but this time they had installed a new feature which meant that, whenever you took a book out of its shelf, a hologram of the main character would appear to talk about the most interesting things about the book to convince you to buy it.

For me, whenever I hear the "the past is never dead" phrase, I ALWAYS think of Rusty Lake.

good afternoon rl fandom

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decided to make a home improvement chart

NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY:

The Sun doesn't exist.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT LETTER IT IS

If you remove 1 letter from the word "seat", it's still a word.

If you remove 1 letter from the word “seat”, it’s still a word. (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by vote4some1else to /r/Showerthoughts 12 comments original

If that's the case, I have a feeling that you'll get an F because it's not your own spell.

Your witchcraft professor gave everyone in your class a seemingly impossible task: create your very own spell. When you nervously turn your assignment in, a look of horror spreads across the professor’s face as they read it. You have no idea why.

FAKE BEING SICK

Growing up, people always thought you hated animals, as you alway avoided them. The problem wasn’t you hated them; it was that they loved you so much they did anything they could to come to you. Now your class is taking a mandatory field trip to the zoo.

Decided to make something with that new template I made with Animal crossing characters!

Been seeing these things around and decided to make a template.