header by @arthurpendragonns | Fré | she/her | in too many fandoms | this has turned into half a Merlin blog lmao | simmering bisexual | writer | main of @technoplzdestroymygovernment and @captainbertbeer | also AgentBertbeer on ao3! | late teens
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You HAVE to honor the cock. Bonus: responses to this bit that are A Mood.
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She'd actually be so pissed and I love that
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I hope you know that the admins are reading your tags and we love you all very, very much. If you are looking for someone to blame for the pairings, please direct your angst to Stef and Jess. <3
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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I dont think we can fuck it we ball our way out of this one boys
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can you post an image of a really good/funny/cool cow. just a damn good cow image. thank you
heres a cow jumping over herding dogs! BOING!
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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*
me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*
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The puzzle company didn't think this through.
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google's corrections have been bad but goddamn does this take the fucking cake
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obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work
but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight
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