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this is so funny with their previous conversation where hannibal went "we're friends right? 😃" and she went "no..."

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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6 kids asking a lot of people about devil's honey and bringing it up in the school cafeteria before a guy dies during their exam and they get in a zone of truth is probably. not great. fabian. fabian you have to apologize to gertie

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I cannot wait for a Bad Kids vs Rat Grinders battle because the Grinders are clearly powerful but haven't been in organic fights the way the Bad Kids have. AND they don't sync and collaborate with one another on the deeply personal level the Bad Kids do and I'm curious how Brennan would play them and portray this dynamic. it would make for such interesting combat because they'd be intimidating but their dynamic would be a very clear flaw to exploit

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“average school has three clerics die a year” actually just statistical error. spiders aguefort, where clerics keep fucking dying, is an outlier adn should not be counted

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it will be interesting to see how bobby responds to his grandson being murdered in cold blood during an exam he made happen

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OK but imagine Kipperlilly rocking up to The Last Stand like, OK. I'm gonna kill the Bad Kids by letting these monsters chew them up and then making it impossible for Buddy to Revivify them. No sweat. No more bad kids.

And then watching them WRECK SHIT. Fig does 87 points of damage. Gorgug practically solos a purple worm. NO ONE DROPS. And then they get 100% on the academic questions and woops, no more waves of monsters. Revivify who? These motherfuckers are just a little sweaty.

Imagine her frustration when she has to resign herself to, "Fine, we'll kill the proctor and fuck up their grade."

And THEN she gets made.

Imagine getting forced into Plan C by your enemies being generally unstoppable and then eating a vulture eye.

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after brennan said "you can't help but wonder what was in that crossbow" i immediately thought of the red crystals. if gavin had been hit with one of those then the bad kids would have most likely had to kill him themselves. very bad indeed.

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Ayda Aguefort is the girl who flooded hell because of the mere possibility her girlfriend might be hurt down there. When she comes back she is going to obliterate some folks I think.

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the idea that, using CHRONOMANCY, arthur aguefort prerecorded a whole stadium full of illusory arthur agueforts with chest paint for the bad kids AND a congratulatory post-hoc message for being the first students to beat the last stand is so so deeply funny. bad kids break a record from the dawn of time and he’s not even going to put his vacation on hold to be around for it. world’s most principal of all time

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the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude

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compilation of zac critting during the last standard exam bc he's insane

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Here's another Game Changer pitch that I came up with. Simply put, the name of the game would be "Just have fun."

It'll feature Brennan and two other chill players (I'm thinking Zac or Ally) and Sam would hand them random toys and games to play with. The player who has the most fun wins a point for that round...but they won't know that going in. Sam will just give them the toy and game and leave it up to interpretation of what won them that point. And Brennan, the hyper-competitive person that he is, will likely over-analyze every round, trying and failing to figure out what the goal is. "Is it to be the best? Is it another fucked up game where you have to lose? No, that can't be, because Zac was in the lead last time. Then what IS it?"

Meanwhile the other chill players are effortlessly winning by just having a good time. It'd also be an extra twist to the knife if he actually wins a few points accidentally because he let himself have fun for a minute and overthinks what he did differently in that round and trying too hard to replicate the same outcome while Zac and Ally, at this point, likely figured it out or don't care enough because they're both just having a good time.

And it'd be REALLY fucked up if Sam begins each round by "sarcastically" going "Have fun."

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