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come get ya juice

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I'm working on a Rocket themed playlist and I'd love it if people could add in more songs that remind them of our favourite short king, or even just ones you'd think he'd listen to.

#rocket raccoon #rocket gotg #gotg vol 3 #gotg #gotg vol 2 #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy vol 2 #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #rocket guardians of the galaxy #89p13 #marvel #mcu #Spotify

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my beloved raccoon <33

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Chekov: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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Kirk: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

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Sunset

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He's so soft and perfect

#wakko warner #animaniacs wakko #animaniacs #animanics reboot

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Baby boy Practice doodles

#wakko warner #animaniacs wakko #yakko wakko and dot #wakko fanart #animanics reboot #animaniacs

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your post about geralt mispronouncing jaskier's legal name gave me the terrible thought that "julian alfred pankratz" is the "benedict cumberbatch" of the continent; most people can't resist intentionally getting his name wrong

see, this is why jaskie chose a different name and why brandybuck is an actor.

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More 'Jaskier brings a puppy au'

He loves Princess Angelina Snootywoo Softpaws The Third so much, he often will just sit cooing over how cute she is.

Geralt tries to downplay how much it amuses him to see the bard fawning over a fluffball

Roach actually likes her, noses her gently and will kill for her.

Side effect of more women coming to coo over the adorable little puppy, Jaskier is quick to swoop in and start wooing.

And there was only one bed! The first inn they make it to only has one bed on offer, which is fine. They've shared plenty of times but now the pup is here.

Geralt: The dog is NOT sleeping on the bed.

Jaskier: You expect OUR daughter to sleep on the floor??? Geralt how could you be so cruel!

Geralt: That thing is not our daughter.

Jaskier: Either she sleeps in the bed or I'm gonna cry all night.

Geralt: ...fine

At 3am Princess paws Geralt awake, licking at his face for cuddles.

Geralt (sleepily) ... our daughters awake

Jaskier: ... when I'm asleep she's your daughter...

Princess is a spoiled little lap dog born in the courts but when she first sees a Drowner on the path she charges in head first, barking and stamping her little feet. Jaskier screaming at her and Geralt just sighs, pulls out his sword and runs in after her.

Once the Drowners are all dead she's sitting beside a decapitated head, wagging her floofy tail and beaming in pride at "her" victory.

#jaskier #jaskier the bard #jaskier the witcher #geralt of rivia #geskier #the witcher #julian alfred pankratz #jaskier dandelion

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STRAY

(I'm crying in the club over what was meant to be a cute cat game)

#stray #stray 2022 #stray game #b12 #stray spoilers #stray 2022 spoilers #stray game spoilers

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Normalise being a jaunty little frilly boy ~

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I need UK journalists to not show 43 degrees is not beach weather like people are gonna die

Americans do not interact

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When Jaskier is left alone to his own devices in Kaer Morhen he plays with the fantastic acoustics of the old keep. He wanders the cold empty corridors and rooms with high stone ceilings, singing and listening to his notes echoing back at him. On long sleepless nights he can be found alone in the great hall, his melodies surrounding him like a ethereal sirens song.

#jaskier #jaskier the bard #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher #kaer morhen #like Vesemir walks in one night and Jaskier is there singing #Jaskier is sat alone on top of the long dining table letting out these straight up ethereal ooohs hmmms and ahhhs #First off Vesemir thinks fuck is that a wraith? a siren? #but no his brain clicks and he knows its the bard #but its so beautiful and he understands Geralts obsession with the human #another night Eskel finds him #Jaskier's voice sounds like the sad call of a long dead lover calling for their love to come back #and Eskel finds a way to get Geralt to go to the great hall the next night #Geralt just stands around the corner peeking at his bard #the sound so mystical #that he goes straight up like his under a spell and hugs the bard #have you seen that video of a girl singing the titaic theme in a stairwell??? #you need to see it #thats Jaskier

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@witchersummercamp So! Who lives in a keep at the bottom of the sea? Wolf Witchers! Plus one additional Cat Witcher provided by the lovely @arcaneviolence (tysm! <33) I was thinking of a lil mermaid idea, but instead of a lady mermaid, it’s four big burly dudes with claws and stuff that could maul you 💖💖.

#amazing!