Stella: i’m like 94% sass.
Musa: and the other 6%?
Stella: glitter.
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Agent Dinah Madani. Homeland Security. Down on the ground, punk! Don’t move. Don’t even breathe.
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ah yes, i love russian literature. the way it just *clenches fists* gives me a constant midlife crisis over the theorical existence of god and whether or not happiness exists or being a good person is worth it
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my mother is hurt when she is small, and her mother before her. this weeping is fixed, this pain is genetic
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so what if I love you. shut up
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dude i will never forgive craigslist for banning me after i wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but i was so pissed.
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i want to be kissed in a rose garden
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life is short but my manicured nails are long.
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Stella: Saying i’m “back on my bullshit” implies i ever stopped being on it in the first place
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