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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

#the fact that there’s porn stars on there…

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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

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love that arya serving as roose's cupbearer served to open her eyes to the way in which class and status literally erases the smallfolk from the perceived realities of their lords (a lesson further reinforced in her travels with sandor where simply wearing ratty clothes is enough for knights to just not notice the most recognizably marred face and most wanted man in all of westeros) and then in the show serving as tywin's cupbearer was just "we wish charles dance was our dad :( he would be so stern but also loving to us :(( we would impress him with our gumption i mean sorry arya would impr-"

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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

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new fav wikipedia page

#aww that’s my bfs name

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brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!

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it could be worse. at least i'm not 17 again. or 16 or 15 or 14 or 13 or 12 or 11 or

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twitter's bot problem has gotten out of hand

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this tweet is my own personal drug

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

#the lion guard 😔

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Did you just say you like my posts?

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people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

my parrot is a democratic socialist

my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist

my catfish believes in the divine right of kings

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Dobby Pussy Indulgence

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Was watching Hazbin Hotel with my bf and trying to find nice things to say about it and I went “Oh it’s a pretty good commentary on the prison system actually!” and he went “Yeah but that was probably entirely an accident”

#like…a place where you put all the ‘bad’ people to not worry about them #and people that try to rehabilitate them getting shut down? #Meanwhile the people in charge of keeping them in place can do fucked up shit without consequence? Feels on the nose #the only good songs are Hell Is Forever and the Loser one #Alastor is the lamest budget-ass Bill Cipher I’ve ever seen

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anyone else feel like we're back in 2007

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Animated comedic duo that slowly got more and more queer coded over time

#Timon and Pumbaa #there’s a case in the original that they’re just Simba’s buds but in the show they full on adopt a kid