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i have a tasty dark lunch but like.

it doesnt LOOK appetizing it's chili with melted cheese on top it looks like a chili should, like red-orange slop

do yall want the pic anyway???

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i don't know if its physically possible to ignore the dog

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CREATURE????

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women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women

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Scrolling years back in your followed blocks to find long inactive blogs to unfollow because you hit follow limit, and seeing all these urls that you used to know followed by "updated 5 years ago":

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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one of my old students made focaccia puttanesca for bread day and she brought me a slice and it was so good that i devoured it like a wild fucking animal at my desk

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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Buying a car

English added by me :)

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I hate it when I’m on a website and someone writes, “This is the [blank] website.” I never agreed to that.

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#you gotta have the top hat

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Bothering the beast

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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly

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Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10