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Alternative Zukka meet-cutes for the discerning consumer:
-deli-counter flirting (meat-cute?)
-Sokka has a coffee shop and one day Zuko burns it down
-Sokka and Zuko run neighboring and hyper-competitive ice cream stands
-Zuko likes street racing and misunderstands what a drag race will entail
-Zuko wants to waste Ozai’s money and Sokka sells NFTs
-mutual hatred of upstairs neighbor and intersecting schemes for vengeance (“wait, I thought that was my pipe bomb”)
-Sokka accidentally dials Zuko’s number while phone-banking for Bernie Sanders
-Sokka deliberately dials Zuko’s number while phone-banking for Bernie Sanders
-roller derby rivals
-insurance fraud
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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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Me listening to Hadestown for the 500th time: maybe it will turn out this time
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
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How you dying 👀
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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them
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Biblically accurate Falin
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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program
hell fucking world
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once in a blue moon tiktok will spit out somethin great
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the loz brainrot is coming back
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I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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kankuro for the first while of naruto was just like.
😉
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