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friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

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Hanzo is just sasuke for people who wanna fuck dads

#this post is still so fucking funny #reblogs #queue

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theyre madly in love they want each other dead theyre trapped together in an endless cycle theyre divorced theyve been married for 25 years they know nothing about each other theyre each the only one who truly understands the other. i didnt say their name but they popped into your head didnt they

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Yumi Sakugawa

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#i wanna continue the joke but i've mostly forgotten this subject #which is probably not good #reblogs #queue

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email is short for evil mail

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*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

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this doesnt seem like a popular opinion on here but sometimes i like when characters die. sometimes its needed to raise the stakes and sometimes its the end best befitting of the character and sometimes its needed to move the narrative forward and sometimes its the only way a character would believably leave their story behind and sometimes it just spices things up a bit. sometimes its fun to watch characters die . sorry

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friends.....romans.......cunty men

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Okay who touched my ethically sourced child spine

#sometimes i wonder where my scoliosis back braces went #i think they're in storage #reblogs #queue

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a person revealing themselves to be deeply unethical, without integrity, and generally unpleasant company online: how dare u make me feel like i’m unethical and unpleasant to be around! i have zero integrity but that doesn’t give u the right to point it out?????? you’re being a buzz kill.

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So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

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i am a firm believer in the sicko4sicko relationship. characters who are obsessed with one another not in spite of, but because of, whatever bizzare or offputting or unusual things they've got going on. guys who look at each other and go "you're the only motherfucker in this city that can handle me" and they're probably right too. rivalries romances obsessions built on mutual hate undefined Close Companions. any sort of Thing. sicko4sicko.

#the moment i realized hgram was this while watching hannibal i nearly died #sometimes i forget how crazyinsane they are #reblogs #queue

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having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

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me: does it always have to be that serious

the part of my brain that controls the imagery, symbolism, and themes department: yes

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