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Dwight: Chlodwig, what do you have in your hand?

Chlodwig running: A KNIFE!

Dwight: NO!

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #chlodwig #disa

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Chlodwig: "Sir Dwight, you must."

Dwight: "No. I can't. I don't want her to be mad."

Chlodwig: "That is of no consequence to me, you lost our wager and you must be a man of your word."

Dwight: *sigh*

Later

Baldric: "Chlodwig, I was just outside and Princess Gretta is in pursuit of Sir Dwight!"

Dwight: *from outside* "Baldric! Don't leave!"

Chlodwig: "Ah yes, Sir Dwight has kept his end of our wager. Let us aid him."

Baldric: "Wager? What was his end of the wager?"

Dwight: *from outside* "She's got a knife!"

Chlodwig: " He had to refer to Gretta as her nickname, Piglet."

Gretta: *from outside* "YOU DO NOT CALL ME BY THAT NAME!"

Dwight: *from outside* "She's got two knives!"

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #disa #gretta #chlodwig #baldric #dwetta

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Dwight be like...

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #Inner Workings #Pixar

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Drunk Chlodwig at the Swine and Slosh

Chlodwig: "I should be the true ruler! I would be a magnificent and glorious king and no one would doubt me. I would have waterfalls of mead erected all over town. My kingdom would never want for food, for there would be a grand banquet every night where the common peasant and richest lord would be equals. Where all could be given a clear path to a trade followed by nigh immediate employment. But above all, there would be large communal fountains where the most buxom wenches would bathe each other and themselves without shame or .....hunger....." *Collapses to the floor*

Dwight: "Is he okay?"

Equally drunk Jacopo: "I do not know but I will vote for him."

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #chlodwig #jacopo

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Gretta: "Sir Dwight?"

Dwight: "Yeah?"

Gretta: "What are we watching?"

Dwight: "Chlodwig challenged Jacopo to a duel to the death. I wouldn't let them kill each other so they appointed me as the ref."

Gretta:"I see. Is there any clear winner so far."

Dwight: " I don't know. They've just been taking turns punching each other for the past hour."

Chlodwig: "NO! YOUR MOTHER! *WACK*

Baldric: " Sir Dwight? Princess?

Gretta: "Yes?"

Baldric: " What are we watching?"

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #gretta #disa #chlodwig #jacopo #baldric #Dwetta

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Keanu Reeves and his son Willem Dafoe

#regular show #Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr. #Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.

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Gretta about repeating school after the finale

Gretta: I cannot believe I have to suffer through geometry for a second time!

Dwight: What's wrong with Geometry? It's so easy.

Gretta: It's frustrating! "Oh pRoVe ThAt ThIs Is A TrIaNgLe" JUST LOOK AT IT! DON'T ASK ME TO PUT A PEN TO PAPER BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT!

Dwight: YOU CAN SWITCH CLASSES!

Gretta: AHHHH!

Dwight: AHHHH!

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #disa #gretta #gright

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Gretta: "This is Sir Dwight, My Champion."

Thief: ....

Gretta: ....

Thief: "This fuckin twink?"

Dwight: "Oh c'mon, dude."

Thief: "This scrawny ass bitch?

Dwight: "You're already robbing us, man."

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #disa #gretta #gright #little tiny ass baby #tiny penis #no balls having ass #little dick no bitches #it'd be so much funnier if Hexcela was saying it.

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Bandit: "I can kick your boyfriend's ass."

Gretta: "I can kick my own boyfriend's ass."

Dwight: "How about nobody kicks my ass."

#dwight in shining armor #disa #dwight #gretta #gright #pretty much everyone when Dwight us introduced as her champion #poor guy just fell down a hole and now he's getting insulted by everybody

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*LOUD CRASHING COMING FROM THE KITCHEN*

Dwight: Hey, Chlodwig.

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #disa #chlodwig

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Gretta learns a new word

Gretta: *enters her home and sees Dwight sitting on the couch*

Dwight: ....

Gretta: ....

Gretta: ....

Dwight: ....

Gretta: ....... fuck.

Dwight: GRETTA!

#Dwight in Shining armor #dwight #gretta #gright

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Peter: Why did you give Nikki a knife?

Drax: The child said she felt unsafe.

Peter: Now I feel unsafe!

Drax: Would you like a knife, Peter Quill?

#mgotg #marvel's guardians of the galaxy #Peter Quill #Star Lord #Drax #dad lord #Nikki Gold

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Nikki transferring Peter and the guardians to prisoner processing: "I'm in charge here so you better fall in line before I make it worse for you, pirate."

Nikki meeting Kor-el after 5 minutes of wandering with Peter through the destroyed wing of the ship: "Mom, this is my new dad and we're getting ice cream later."

#Peter Quill #Nikki Gold #Star Lord #Dad-Lord #Star-Dad #someone please draw this #MGotG #Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy

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Just finished playing Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy and now I want to see more Peter and Nikki being father and daughter.

#Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy #Peter Quill #Nikki Gold #Star Lord #Dad-Lord #MGotG

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This is past overdue. Post season 5 DISA headcanons

One of the first things everyone did after defeating Hammond was go straight to the Pyrenees mountains to put out the immortal flame and avoid the headache from the Tovanars.

They also released Peanut back into the woods, invited Uncle Arnoff to Alben Elfed day, ignored Agnet's note, held a coming of age ball for Mirabel, and immediately returned the staff to the Severians.

Dwight convinced Chlodwig to just ask Phoebe out instead of buying all that pie to fill his punch card.

Chlodwig did both.

When Baldric and Hexcella settled into the house they immediately began planning their wedding.

Nana and Dwight acted as wedding planners and they had the reception in the castle's main hall.

Gretta was happy to know that she wouldn't have as many enemies but was so frustrated when she realized she had to do school all over again.

Baldric came home one day with a surprise for Gretta, a set of adoption papers which she happily signed.

It took awhile for Dwight to explain to Nana who the new neighbors are and how he knows so much about them but after a magic demonstration from Hexcella, she pretty much took it in stride.

Macklyn and Lady Ermingard had decided to retire and travel the world with the gold that they've saved/stolen. They regularly send postcards to Gretta.

Since Dwight and Gretta were now officially a couple, Gretta wanted to get married. Dwight had to explain that neither he (or technically she) were old enough to legally get married. She was obviously upset by this.

...Dwight, wanting to make her feel better, had come to her house where he had given her a promise ring. He'd promised to marry her one day. All Gretta could do through her happy tears was hold him tightly for as long as she could.

The video of Gretta holding Dwight after getting covered in fake blood has circulated all over Woodside.

Dwight feels like he can't live it down, while Gretta usually calms his nerves by giving him a kiss on the cheek.

#dwight in shining armor #disa #dwight #gretta #gright #chlodwig #baldric #hexcela #headcanons #fluff

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Gretta: You will always be my champion.

Dwight: Gretta, I lo....

#dwight in shining armor #disa #dwight #gretta #gright #The Scrying Pool #SON OF A BITCH!

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"Tell him, you are that you are the finest man, the worthiest knight, and the most noble heart I've ever known. I bless the day fate brought you to me and you are my truest friend."

-Gretta

#dwight in shining armor #disa #dwight #gretta #gright