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Remember cigarette commercials like this one? “Blow some my way!” Do chicks love it when you spew carcinogenic chemicals in their face? Guess I’ve been going about it all wrong… 😸

#vintage ads #vintage cigarette ads #smoking

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“Bingo”…isn’t that kinda like opiate for senior citizens?! And is that hair, or some kinda small mammal?

#bingo #bingo card #senior pastimes

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When Republicans are asked about their New Year’s resolutions…

#right wing politics #anti republican

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Eat lots of cookies. Life is short…

#furry #fox furries #cookies

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When you consider that Donald Trump is currently likely to be the Republican nominee for president, and people will actually vote for him…

#anti trump #trump is a threat to democracy

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Said just about every teenaged wanna-be artist, ever!

#artists #teens #alpacas

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This is why my accomplishments in life have been limited…

#star trek #klingons #frustrations #my cats

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I’m with the Edward Scissorhands camp, frankly…. 🎃

#november #edward scissorhands

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I dated a witch once. I was disappointed that she told me there would be no hex on the first date…

#halloween #witches #spells and hexes #mutts

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“Dirty Harry” is my life coach…stick to what you know and do well!

#dirty harry #clint eastwood

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Celebrate Columbus Day (?)

#Columbus Day

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Anyone else just freakin’ love October and spooky season?!

#fall season #spooky season #beetlejuice

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Murderous Pennsylvanian prison escapee brought to bay by a Belgian Malinois called “Yoda.” You might say Yoda used the (bite) Force on him…

“Not reasonable was he. Explain it to him did I.” - - Yoda

#danelocavalcantepennsylvaniaprisonprisonescapegooglesearchtopkeywords #danelo cavalcante

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Hey, why don’t people get “the vapors” anymore? You’d get to have a “fainting couch” and everything! Maybe call in sick with them?

#historic illnesses #vintage #maladies

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My impression of a Republican debate…

#anti republican #anti trump

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Cat People…are the best!

#furry #david bowie #cats #anthro cat

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‘Fess up, now…haven’t you ever wanted to fight a T-Rex using a steam shovel? I mean, that would give my whole LIFE meaning!

#vintage science fiction #dinosaurus