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guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life

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Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.

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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

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the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.

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pissing each other off as foreplay

#x files

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idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice

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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#rule 27- drunk on pride by fish in a birdcage

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this this this

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Me when Spock

From TV Guide, April 29-May 5, 1967