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fouriis · 1 day
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daddy issues butcher mommy issues homelander?
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fouriis · 1 day
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Lynn: im so upset.
Zeke: why what happened
Lynn: shut the fuck up
Zeke: ok girl fuck you stay upset hope your day gets worse like actually
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fouriis · 2 days
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Four and Tris, our Stiff babies
Tobias: I thought I might stay over tonight.
Tris: why?
Tobias: because we’re boyfriend and girlfriend.
Tris: to do what?
[pause]
Tobias: I’m actually not sure.
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fouriis · 2 days
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Tris: *takes table*
Uriah: *taps back*
Tobias: What the hell are they doing?
Caleb: Morse code
Uriah: *slaps hand on the table* YOU PANSYCAKE, YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
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fouriis · 2 days
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Tris: So, um, I think I'm in love with Four.
Christina: Four? The Dauntless Prodigy? Our instructor???
Tris: Yes. Thoughts?
Christina: And prayers.
*In We Can Be Mended*
Tris in heaven: What was that huh? Prayers to you too, honey.
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fouriis · 2 days
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Peter: You're really campaigning for asshole for the year, aren't you?
Tris: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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fouriis · 2 days
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Spicy Tris becuase at some point, I can imagine her doing this, idk??!!??!!
Tobias: *handing Tris a steamed coffee* blow
Tris: *smirks and gets on her knees*
Tobias: cOFFEE TRIS THE COFFEE-
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fouriis · 3 days
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showing up to the “who reread divergent the most times” competition but my opponent is me when i have to get work done
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fouriis · 3 days
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if tris prior was a twilight character her vampire superpower would be a “healing aura” because beatrice means “bringer of joy” and that’s like, her entire essence.
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fouriis · 6 days
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[at erudite]
Tris: all of the bad things i’ve done, stabbing eric isn’t one of them
Peter: what?
Tris: what, u care about your sadistic frie-
Peter, tearing up with pride: you stabbed someone?
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fouriis · 6 days
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[Tris finding Peter guarding Dauntless during the attack]
Tris: I have so many questions, but the most important one right now is: Where are they controlling this shit show from?
Peter: Why the fuck would I tell you?
Tris: Listen here, I don't hit little girls, but I will hit an ugly thot. Spill.
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fouriis · 6 days
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OKAY so recently reread insurgent and SHE DID THAT TO ERIC TOO! god i love her. i usually read the book in my native language and due to the translation i didn’t realize that. (It was at the attack on candor)
why is no one talking about tris kicking peter in the balls n dropping him to his knees before she shot him...... *cheff’s kiss*
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fouriis · 6 days
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Tris: ok, so here's the plan. first, we activate the fire alarm-
Christina: are you nuts?! if we activate fire alarm without an actual fire, we'll be in trouble
Tris: right. you're right. first, we start a fire,
Christina: okay 😃
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fouriis · 9 days
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Tris finding brain washed Tobias in the control room just gives the same vibes of the security monkey from Toy Story
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fouriis · 10 days
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who’s gonna win? one (1) death serum… or a REALLY stubborn girl?
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fouriis · 12 days
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You know what? I bet he had mommy issues. You know how daddy issues create people like Zuko and mommy issues create people like Azula? so in this case the daddy issues created Tobias and the mommy issues created Eric hehe
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fouriis · 12 days
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Tris: im only… scared of what i want
Tobias: what do you want? Me?
Tris, cringes: a MAN 🤢
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