five678patty

[five678patty]

Lol. I kinda forgot that I'd written this fic. It feels so long ago. That's for the reminder and the rec, farm witches. 😘

Helloooow

Do you guys have some fic recommendations of D&P having sexy times on their wedding day? Or post-wedding day?

Thanks witches!

Hello to you!

We do indeed have some recs for wedding-related sexy times!

be still, my heart - @blackandwhiteandrose

Beneath The Canopy - @streetlampsunset

Happy Endings have codas too - LovePreciousLove101

I need to get more alone - yourbuttervoicedbeau (@kiwana-writes)

Interlude at the Rose-Brewer Wedding - @stargatewars

the night before, the day of, and the morning after - Poutini (@cheesecurdsgravyandfries)

Suddenly you’re mine - railmedaddy (@rmd-writes)

Underneath Your Clothes - @five678patty Wedding Night - @jesuisici33

[five678patty]

Friends of Farm Witches Fic Recs

We made it! The coven is pleased to wrap up another year of friends and fics here on the farm. We're grateful to share this fandom with all of you and we look forward to continuing our work in the new year.

May you find peace and quiet in which to read, tasty foods for snacking, and abundant joy in everything you do.

Be well, farm witch friends, and enjoy this last community rec list of 2023. Leave the authors some love and kind words to cap off this year's creative journeys.

============

All the Fellas That I Haven’t Kissed (@apothecarypants, @five678patty )“David is Sexy Santa. Patrick is Completely Smitten. That’s all you really need to know.”

Apricity (@demora00) “Hygge vibes, coffee shop, colleagues to lovers, relationship of convenience, hanukkah, solstice, along with a spa visit and an aurora borealis - what's not to like?”

Going Down (@concannonfodder) “This one is long and gets angsty around chapter 15 but the first 14 are a sweet and sexy way to spend New Years. Gallery Owner!David and Tourist!Patrick get stuck in a midtown NYC elevator on New Years Eve. After a few trapped hours of lively banter, vulnerable exchanges, and delicious sexual tension, they decide to spend the next few days together. Excellent writing.”

Hopes As High As  A Kite (hudders-and-hiddles/ @wild-aloof-rebel) “It’s so beautifully written with all the Hallmark Christmas movie vibes. It’s one of my go-to holiday reads. Curl up with a hot cuppa and let this make you feel like you’re being wrapped up in the coziest blanket.”

How Do We Get Back (@unfolded73) “An AU testing the "in-every-universe" principle: will David and Patrick find each other, even when stuck in a particularly angst-ridden timeline? (Spoiler: they *will*!) Funny and fast-moving, with excellent cameos by Twyla and Gwen and some shocking (but temporary) bad news, this story is a great way to spend a cozy afternoon.”

How the reindeer loved him (yourbuttervoicedbeau/@kiwiana-writes) “A masterclass in 'this concept shouldn't work as well as it does' tbh - the entire premise is RIDICULOUS but it’s stuffed full of feelings and knocks it out of the park.”

Making Spirits Bright (roseapothecary/@indestructibleheart)  “It’s “A Christmas Carol” for Patrick! You know Patrick’s story, and you can guess what the ghosts might show him. But I promise this fic gives us scenes that are fresh and new. There’s a lot of humor mixed in with the painful realizations, and, overall, it’s a strong, well-written, and satisfying fic.”

Now you see me (@grapehyasynth) “Stevie sets David and Patrick up on a blind date and though there isn't a lot of plot, the banter is SO sharp and the characterization is SO perfect that the piece just shimmers. This is a deep-cut one-shot first-meeting/first-date AU from 2019.”

#awwww it's me #and my pal #thanks for the rec #holiday fic #schitts creek fanfic

[five678patty]

Time to Get Prompting!

Alright, friends, Prompts are now open for P&P 2023!

The prompt form can be found here: SC Passions and Pastimes Fest

We can’t wait to see what prompt ideas you all come up with!

[five678patty]

🥰🥰🥰 Aw, thanks for including me in your recs. @mallpretzles

Fic Rec Friday

This week’s theme is: rec a fanwork (fic, gifset, fanart, podfic - bonus points if you do multiple mediums) that made you feel warm and fuzzy inside (the ‘feel good’ fanwork). If you tag me @welcometololaland #fic rec friday, i’ll include it in the round up.

Thanks for the tag! @a-noble-dragon @mammameesh @ramonaflow @jesuisici33 🥰

———————————————————

1. Pretty Paper Fic & Art by @five678patty Patrick’s first wedding anniversary gift for David doesn’t go as planned. The fic is lovely and it features origami of their more notable outfits. Really cool idea.

2. the little things by @rosedavid David reflects on what love is in the context of his relationship with Patrick. It’s just a really sweet fic about how Patrick makes David feel loved. 🥹

3. I wrote this based on a prompt from @schittscreekdrabbleblog and then turned into an edit. 😊

Tagging: @olinsghost @jettestar @like-its-all-infinite @saramina @hesabutton @smallumbrella369 @apothecarose @lightningboltreader @smblmn

[five678patty]

Awww. 🥰🥹 Thank you for including me on your rec list.

Fic Rec Friday

Thanks for the tag @mammameesh and @ramonaflow

This week's theme is: a fic that surprised you OR a fic with a great twist tag the fic that surprised you and / or a fic with a great twist and describe why it's so good. then tag some fellow associates to see what everyone else is reading. the broader the fandoms the better and don't be shy to rec older fics! make sure to tag #fic rec friday or @welcometololaland so that she can compile the masterlist.

Ok, I'm gonna rec 3 fics because I'm greedy, ha!

First I want to rec 2 Schitt's Creek Rare pair fics that surprised me because I never expected to enjoy these pairings as much as I did. Both are really great fics by really great authors.

The Fundamental Things by @goodiecornbread follows Mutt and Jake as their relationship slowly changes from friends to lovers. It's a slow burn. From the prompt - Mutt comes back to town for the winter and finds the barn uninhabitable. Faced with sleeping on his parents' couch for the next few months, he jumps on Jake's offer of his spare room in exchange for some help around the woodshop. Between holidays and through storms, they discover that they have a lot more in common than they ever thought.

I have subsequently read a few more Jake/Mutt fics since and enjoyed them all and it's thanks to this author.

Next we have Three's Company by treepyful (treeperson) which features Alexis/Twyla and Miguel/Shannon/Ted in which the three in question are all freaking out about their surprise threesome, then in steps Alexis Rose to save the day. Naturally!

This is such a funny and fun fic, and the author has worked really hard to hold the controlled chaos all together in a very clever and spectacular way.

Then lastly I want to rec Pretty Paper by @five678patty - Patrick’s first wedding anniversary gift to David didn’t land quite the way he had expected.

This author and artist created something so different and so very lovely with their origami inspired fic. Every chapter contains a gorgeous little surprise that you can't help falling in love with. It's unique and I think it's very special.

Ok. I'm tagging @jamilas-pen @like-its-all-infinite @chelle-68 @bwg71 @legalgal421 and @stargazer56

[five678patty]

Flower

for @schittscreekdrabbleblog

David plucks the petals from the dozen long-stemmed roses Sebastien had delivered.

He loves me. He loves me not.                                    

Petals litter the floor, and tears streak David’s cheeks. Not even halfway through dismembering the beautifully boxed apology flowers, he knows the truth.

Still, he plucks. He wants to be wrong.

.

David picks each petal from the floor then moves to the bed. He examines the delicate flowerheads there. Bruised and torn. Ground into Egyptian cotton. He plucks the survivors from the sheets to turn into potpourri.

Their bedroom overlooks Patrick’s well-tended garden. Roses in full bloom.

He loves me.

.

#schittscreekdrabbleblog #david x patrick #patrick loves david #sebastien raine is a douche who never deserved david #david deserves nice things #like being railed by his husband on a bed covered in rose petals just because #schitts creek fan fic #schitts creek drabble #schitts creek

[five678patty]

Drunky Patrick is a solid favorite of mine.

Flower for @schittscreekdrabbleblog

David’s phone lights up. The ID says, Business Partner.

“Patrick?”

“David! I’m drunk!”

“Okay?”

“Don’ worry. Ted’s drivin’.”

“W-why are you drunk with Ted?”

“We won baseball. So. Drinks!”

David grins. “I see. Why are you calling me, though?”

Patrick’s voice goes soft. “I’m glad I got the money.”

“Me too, Patrick.”

“I …”

“Yeah?”

“I was thinkin’ ‘bout how you’re like a crazy jungle flower?

David breathes, “Why?”

“Beautiful. Rare. Amazing.”

David whispers, “Thank you.”

Patrick sighs. “We won baseball an’ my business person is beautiful. I feel sooo lucky.”

David closes his eyes as hope blooms. “Me too, Patrick.”

[five678patty]

😆😂🤣 I love these two.

Word of the week: Scuff

@schittscreekdrabbleblog  

“David! Where’s the big bandages?”

“In the linen closet. Are you okay?” 

David gasps when he sees Patrick, back from his morning run, with blood running down his shin.

“What happened?!”

“It’s nothing.”

“You’re gushing blood!”

“I just knocked some bark off.”

“You’re not a tree!”

“Scuffed the paint?”

“Are you a car? What—”

“Scraped some meat off—”

“Patrick!”

“Okay! I wiped out coming up the driveway.”

“You were ogling farmer Franklin across the street, weren’t you?”

“David. He’s on his tractor. Shirtless.”

David’s jaw drops.

“I’m fine. Go look!”

David kisses Patrick’s forehead. “Bandages first. Then we ogle together.”

#couples that ogle together stay together #awww david has his priorities right #david x patrick #schitt's creek fanfic #sc drabble

[five678patty]

Glitter

for @schittscreekdrabbleblog

#schittscreekdrabbleblog #patrick & stevie #stevie never helps #except for when she does #edible glitter #david's birthday #first-date-iversary #stevie's a troll #it sure sounds like an innocent accident 😆 #schitt's creek #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek drabbles #drabbles

[five678patty]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity <3🖤

one: dessert dates with good friends

two: live theater/live music

three: my pockets friends (I love y'all)

four: crafting and creativity

five: getting lost in a fictional world

#I also really like floating in water so that is a bonus “sixth” like because I'm sneaky like that #anons giving me life #anon tagging game #happiness

[five678patty]

The best kind of trouble. 💙🖤

Word of the week: Glitter

@schittscreekdrabbleblog 

He’d had been with Seb last night and now David’s looking at his business partner, whom he’s barely noticed. He shouldn’t compare.

He does anyway.

Sebastien is handsome, but he’s proof that all that glitters isn’t gold. 

David guesses that Patrick’s kind of cute. 

Maybe even beautiful, with his fair skin and big brown eyes. Those forearms.

Sebastien teases with sharp teeth.

Patrick teases with warmth. Fondness threading through every word.

Seb is pretentious and callous.

Patrick is kind, funny and smart. 

And incredibly, incandescently hot.

David has noticed Patrick a little bit.

Okay, a-fucking-lot. 

David’s in so much trouble.

#david & patrick #schitts creek drabbles

[five678patty]

Television

Rules: list eight shows for your followers to get to know you better.  Thanks for the tag @mallpretzles and @smallumbrella369 1. Schitt's Creek 2. Breaking Bad 3. Grand Designs 4. Psych 5. Roswell (the one from the late 90s/early 00s) 6. Buffy The Vampire Slayer 7. Jonathan Creek 8. The Wire

#tag game #get to know me #thanks for tagging me! #television obsessions

[five678patty]

Victorious

Patrick is swinging a baseball bat above his head and moving his hips like he’s hula’ing an invisible hoop. It’s ridiculous, yet David can’t tear his eyes away.

“What do you think?” Patricks asks when he’s done. “I really wanna rub my next homer in Ronnie’s face.”

“I think your slam dunk—”

“Home run.”

“—dance is very cute.”

“Your face says otherwise.”

“Okay, fine! Maybe we can workshop a few ideas. Tighten up the choreo. Add some polish.” David’s hands gesture excitedly. “Start from the top and I’ll take some notes.”

Patrick grins. “Thank you, David.”

“I’ll count you in.”

.

For @schittscreekdrabbleblog

#david has long since stopped trying to put competitive patrick back in his box #all the way patrick! all the way! #victory dance #celly #i’m sure ronnie won’t have anything to say about patrick’s dance moves #david x patrick #schitts creek #schitts creek fan fic #schitts creek drabbles #schittscreekdrabbleblog

[five678patty]

10 Songs

List 10 songs with 10 names in the titles that I like, and then tag 10 people.

Thanks for the tag @tyfinn!

(It turns out I like a lot of songs with names in their titles, so these 10 are just the tip of the iceberg. 😆)

Steven's Last Night In Town - Ben Folds Five

Ruby Soho - Rancid

Ruby Tuesday - Melanie Safka

You Sound Like Louis Burdett - The Whitlams

Cecelia - Simon & Garfunkel

Ana's Song - Silverchair

Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something

Buddy Holly - Weezer

Mickey - Toni Basil

Dear Theodosia - Leslie Odom Jr. and Lin-Manuel Miranda

Tagging: @smallumbrella369 @apothecarypants @meadowharvest4856 @carolrain @mallpretzles @steviestoospooky @hullomoon @jamilas-pen @statueinthestone @obsessedwithdavrick (I've not been online much this week so apologies if you've already been tagged!)

[five678patty]

Five Songs.

Thanks for the tag, @carolrain and @smallumbrella369.

I'm currently listening to my Ladies and GentleThem! playlist.

#tag game #five songs #thanks for the tag!

[five678patty]

This week's word is...rain!

Don't forget to tag @schittscreekdrabbleblog when you post! Happy writing!

[five678patty]

Screencaps

Thanks for the tag @carolrain.

Rules: post a screencap of your lock screen photo, a screencap of the last/current song listened to, as well as the last photo of a celebrity that you saved in your phone

#thanks for the tag! #tag game #screencaps