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There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

#yes

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#the nostalgia

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A random sketchy sketch 🍂

#lotr #bilbo baggins #frodo baggins

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#i love when cats tails turn into dusters

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Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

#amazing

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#the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #he's so pretty

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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

#amazing #lol

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I wonder why... 😇

#good omens #ineffable husbands

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

#yes

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Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it

#lotr #elrond

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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Fucked up that I find uniforms sexy but also have an intense hatred for most institutions (police, the military etc) that have them. Where does that leave me

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Grade A fools (based off text post from @ineffablequotes )

#good omens #ineffable husbands

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It's definitely spooky season so I'm turning everything scary , sexy cute

#amazing

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every day people find new ways to make the most baffling, reactive, bad-faith interpretations of extremely well worded and nuanced posts on this website. things I could never anticipate. some true creativity must go into these takes to so completely diverge from the actual post inspiring it, it's like an art form

#amazing

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she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

#pffft

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queerness under apartheid

#free palestine