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Fuck America and all but we did go off with burgers. Whenever someone from a different part of the world is like "Americans be eating cheesed burger" I'm like, fuck yeah we do

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Listen to me. You can wear a croptop even if you're fat. You can wear a bikini. A short skirt. A dress with an open back. Biker shorts. You can wear whatever you want.

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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Suzanne Rivecca, Ugly Bitter and True

#creating while trans :/

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narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

#this is trahearne/commander to me... #no one sees my vision

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At the gothed club straight Lucretin it. And by it. Heh. Letsr just say. My reflection.

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you have a really nice date with a guy, hes attentive or whatever and you go back to his place. its gettin romantic its gettin kinda hot and heavy youre mackin on him etc. you pull up his shirt. made of wood. you look at his face. featureless and made of wood. you have just fallen for the CLASSIC human-sized wooden mannequin prank

#aw shucks

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So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

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After seeing a shit ton of AI art and scraper accounts across social media this week, I'm balancing that shit out.

Enjoy the yellowjacket, taken in the real world, photographed by me. Sigh.

#gorgeous! #bug tag

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Youth councilor: "you know who else got Jeff the killed?"

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Armadillidium klugii “Dubrovnik” is a gorgeous locality of the species, characterized by plentiful red coloration and large white spots. rarely, some individuals may have yellow spots, but this is not nearly as common as in “Montenegro.”

males tend to be more red than the females, but many retain the dark base color.

#beautiful! #bug tag

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I think any inanimate thing you regularly care for becomes a little alive.

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shout out to people with psychosis (including psychosis nos) that have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality to the point they believe they have to do harmful things to themselves to keep the world from ending and thus need media screened so they don’t have delusions.

you’re not anti intellectual, you’re not an idiot. it’s okay to not read things that will trigger your disorder if you’re not prepared. it’s okay. you’re not stupid or weak. i promise.