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crowley's looks appreciation → 7/? ↳   the half bun
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I love that Aziraphale didn't just miracle them a free table-- he influenced a five foot horseshoe of free space around Crowley's half of it at midday in a wall-to-wall crowded pub so his snake husband would have room to lounge.
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Soft-voice Crowley
"It burned down, remember?" | Crowley being a sweetie pie
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my fashion sense? dressing like i have damn good character design
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Something something the way that Crowley introduced himself to Aziraphale the first time they met in the garden and reacted as if they had never met before. Something about him later behaving as if he did actually have those memories of their time in Heaven together and trying to pass it off as being someone different now. Something about Heaven's way of punishing angels that go against the plan by erasing their memories. Something about Crowley seeing Gabriel without his memory and saying "ask him properly." Something about "remember it now" "it hurts, to remember. my head isn't built for that" "I know. Do it anyway"
Something about "I know. Looking at where the furniture isn't"
Something about I know
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no but it's the way for aziraphale "nothing lasts forever" meant "i'm willing to give up the bookshop if it means i can be with you safely" and for crowley it meant "nothing lasts forever, not the bookshop, not earth, not us"
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Water is not sliding off his back.
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!
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Emotional again about how Ed and Stede are just so right for each other. They balance each other out so well.
Stede was born to be a romantic and he had no one to romance. Ed was born to be wooed and was stuck in a culture that heavily mocks emotional vulnerability. Stede wants to feel useful and valued. Ed wants to feel treasured. They both want space to play and explore and learn more about themselves, and they meet each other where they're at, the first people to truly accept each other with no expectations.
Their first meeting always hits so hard. They mesh so well right away. It's like you can feel how drastically their lives are going to change with each other in it, and they don't even know the half of it yet.
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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
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Dick is probably the nicest civilian ever when he’s in Bludhaven and all the little old ladies who bring him baked goods and his coworkers at the station have no idea he spends the night beating criminals half to death with his escrima sticks, has the kind of insane family & family loyalty you can’t buy, and would have the entire Justice League at his side with just one phone call.
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