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ficmylife4 · 2 days
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ficmylife4 · 4 days
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Well out of the blue I just remembered today the time I accidentally joined the cast of a production of The Princess Bride….in the middle of the production.
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ficmylife4 · 5 days
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An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.
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ficmylife4 · 19 days
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Platonic or romantic, this is Finding Love at the Airport.
At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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ficmylife4 · 20 days
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ficmylife4 · 27 days
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Harley Quinn who recently kidnapped Bruce Wayne and texted Scarecrow to meet her: "Alright Brucie Boy, you're probably wondering why I kidnapped you, and don't worry! It's not for anything "villainous" or the like. You might not remember it but I remember me and you being in med school together along with Crane and I thought we could form a club since we never got to start one in school since you dipped in the middle of the year!"
Scarecrow who just walked in: "That's seriously why we're here? I thought you needed my help. You said it was urgent."
Harley holding up a tote bag: "It is urgent! I made t-shirts and I need to know if they fit!"
Bruce who honestly just wanted a nap: "Let's just see the shirts Quinzel."
Scarecrow: You're actually going along with this!?"
Bruce raising a brow and looking down at the rooes that are binding him to a chair: "I don't have much of a choice..."
Scarecrow: "...Fair point. Okay Harley show us the shirts."
Harley pulls out a crop top shirt proudly, it's half red, half black that has 'OFFICIAL FUCK FREUD CLUB' on the chest: "I got em personalized! Bruce gets a black turtleneck because he was the soft goth boy in med school and he's still a little goth baby. John you get a flannel that has the sayin' on the back! Aren't they cute?"
Bruce remembering how much he hated Freud and having to listen to his methods and ideas in school, and how he, Harley, and John would shit talk him in their study group: "Okay I actually love this idea and the shirts."
Scarecrow trying to hide how touched he is: "You got me flannel?"
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ficmylife4 · 1 month
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It always comes round again. (tho duck, not chicken. But what breed?)
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I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of
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ficmylife4 · 1 month
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no cishets at pride! *spin kicks a grandma with a “I love my gay son” tshirt*
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ficmylife4 · 1 month
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Platonic or familial love of protecting someone's identity, yes! A child or young adult with a secret identity and having the other person determined to never take advantage of any trust or vulnerability to find out, and putting themselves on the line to help them keep their secret? And the whole time it stays the kid's secret, it isn't 'theirs' or the mentor or ally slipping in as superior or the older person automatically knows better and needs that power over them to give better advice or orders. It's acknowledgment and respect for the kid's decisions and right to privacy and support being unconditional. Have a room set up in their house where they can take off the mask and rest, knowing no one will ever enter or monitor it without permission. Having someone be Safe.
taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.
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ficmylife4 · 2 months
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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
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ficmylife4 · 2 months
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Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.
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ficmylife4 · 2 months
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I would love to do this actually? It's not like I want to get violently mugged and forced to defend myself, but using it around the house like this or just enjoying the movement when sitting at a table, makes me wanna sign up for a class.
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ficmylife4 · 2 months
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We’ll wait right here and we’ll, I don’t know, shoot the courier when he comes out.
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ficmylife4 · 2 months
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A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.
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ficmylife4 · 2 months
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If it's not in a convenient up-down column, the way elementary school taught me goes out the window. There are SO MANY variations of what to look at or shortcuts in the notes. If the numbers in the sentence were swapped, 48+27 I'd be more inclined to follow one note I saw that 48+2=50 (we got the 2 to reach the easy round number from the 7, leaving another nice number, 5) 50+25=75
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ficmylife4 · 2 months
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Interesting displays! Is there a word for this, like dynamic sketches or framing?
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ficmylife4 · 2 months
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Wants pets!
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