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moon snail 🌕

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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

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happy earth day. don’t forget that someone else’s outdoor cat is your indoor cat

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I have come to perceive Radiance's face hole as a weird, large beak

Now I can't unsee

#nightjar shaped beast

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as funny as aguefort's "violent deranged lunatics" last stand speech was, I think it's honestly really important to the conceit of d&d in general. like you cannot start analyzing the moral and ethical quandaries of the bad kids adventures without picking the world apart entirely. it's d&d! you're supposed to grab your banker by the balls and aim a pistol at his head! you're supposed to crash a pirate ship into a building in hell! you're supposed to turn hundreds of feet tall and grab the sun out of the sky! you're supposed to be wild and outside the box and fun and reckless, because it's all imaginary. which aguefort has been preaching since literally day one.

I understand why kipperlilly is mad, I do, and gorgug's anguish after "we didn't have to study at all, we could've just done this?" is such a succinct example of it. but it's aguefort!!!!! what did you expect!!!! of course he put in a system for people to just go hogwild and win with abandon! kipperlilly has been going to the school for at least 2 years before now. and aguefort is the most powerful and insane wizard of their age. why the fuck did she expect it to be different. that's what I don't understand. she's got a vendetta against the very foundation of how aguefort runs. she was just never gonna thrive in that environment. hudol and mumple are right there kettlecook cuntclapper, transfer away. this is aguefort bitch.

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reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

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I’m Sorry That I Left You There in the Darkness - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#383b4a #6b557c #a290b8 #dbd090 #b49b5b

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First of all, holy shit that is such a gorgeous mini and cool design.

Second of all, I desperately need these shrimp party throwing nerds to tame that shrimp dragon as their mascot. They need to bring that shrimp dragon back with them and give it to Ragh. Ragh should get it as a pet to ride into battle.

#YES!N EXACTLY!!

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zac is never going to roll another crit in his entire life. he used up everything in this fucking fight jesus christ i feel like i just witnessed a god play this game-

#this episode was genuinely insane like i know he crits on 19&20 and he attacks like 3 times a turn #BUT HE CRIT EVERY GODDAMN TURN!!

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The bad kids are insane this episode. It's crit city. It's tactical genius. They are blowing through the kinds of monsters that make most dnd parties shit themselves. They've come SO FAR from the scared kids who died to cream corn and I am LIVING for the sheer competency on display here. No one is doing it like the bad kids are doing it.

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FHJY EP 15 SPOILERS!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME rn?!?

#i am a little sad about the grief that shrimp dragon got like i KNOW its the ongoing joke but #shrimps are so cool and dragons are so cool and the model is such a sick design! #art department killed it with this one shrimp dragon deserves more love

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Most recent Dimension 20 junior year episode might be one of my favorites ever, not just for the season, it's SUCH a wild fight and I dream about running a combat like that so well.. Like the story stuff is fantastic but I was SO excited with the setup for the last stand a week ago and they did so well!!

#d20 #fantasy high junior year

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#bi shy guy #i like that it has so many colors #lil guy that goes BWOING

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Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)

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“Which shot in the movie ended up being the toughest to pull off, and why?”

#FUCK YEAH ASL IN SOMATIC SPELL COMPONENTS!! #so much thought and love put into this! cool as hell!!

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you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

#YOOO i had this book it was so sick