Hey! Sorry if this is random but I love your header! Dicentra are my favourite flower and I actually have a tattoo of them, and now I'll think of Wei Wuxian when I look at it 🥰
Around a week ago I came across the pic of these flowers. When I looked 'em up, I also thought they're like Wei Wuxian! So I changed the entire layout of my profile to accomodate this header. I'm glad that you liked them! And a tattoo of 'em? Really cool! Also, I loved the ask🥺
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What if writing a research paper or something was a part of Cloud Recesses lectures?
Everyone was supposed to submit the title and brief introduction on their topic of interest so Lan Qiren could tell them if it was a good topic or not.
Everyone was prepared except Wei Wuxian. Not because he couldn't think of anything. But because he was confused among three ground breaking researches and could not decide which one to work on first.
WWX: so here's this flag and this compass and this teleportation array idea and I can't decide which one is more fun and oh! now that I think about it we can also do something about long distance communication and.....
WWX: attempt the-
Everyone: SHUT UP!
LWJ: why is the room so hot suddenly?
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Replace son of a bitch with:
A. Son of Morgoth
B. Son of Sauron
C. You fucking orc-shit
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1. It's Cheng Hua but Qi Rong is written correctly.
2. Qi Rong is promoted to the level of Devastation ranked ghost demon.
3. Qi Rong is called THE BAD GUY
4. It's written as Heaven's Official Blessing instead of Heaven Official's Blessing.
5. Pure Hua Cheng slander in the article.
BY ANY CHANCE, IS THIS ARTICLE SPONSORED BY QI RONG?!?!?
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How the orcs saw Glorfindel after his return from death:
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How about sentient Burial Mounds that, after listening to Wei Wuxian's countless ramblings extolling the virtues of Hanguang Jun, decides that Lan Wangji is the Best. Person. Ever. And wherever he goes, countless fierce corpses bring him random stuff like a deranged cat to show him appreciation.
LQR: why is there a fierce corpse outside the gate carrying a shovel?
LXC: ummm... thats from the Burial Mounds to show it's uhhhhh.... admiration for Wangji
LQR: must be the fault of THAT WRETCHED WEI WUXIAN!!!
LXC: fair enough
EDIT: Burial Mounds also keep hearing from WWX about this Emperor's Smile. They don't know what that is exactly, but they know WWX is the emperor of the Mounds. They can't make him smile but that tiny human does. So one day they simply bring both humans to LWJ, and it was the BEST gift Burial Mounds gave to LWJ.
They can't think of a gift that would top that but they have heard about those potato things their emperor keeps talking about. If only they knew where to find potatoes...
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The gruff old dudes wearing dark clothes need to watch out
Because their dimply sworn brother in shiny clothes is about to off them gruesomely
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'Fëanor will surely kill Morgoth' and 'Ned Stark is gonna sit on the Iron Throne' belong to the same category.
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SHL definitely has a damsel in distress. And it's Zhang Cheng Ling. Getting kidnapped and tortured every fifth episode 😭
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Thorin: If elves are that cool then beat us at beard growing competition.
Thranduil: Ah we'll do that when you'll be beat us at actual growing in height competition.
Bilbo: Hobbits might have none of that but our feet are so cool we don't even have to wear shoes.
Bard: *thinking of cool traits humans got and coming up empty*
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Unseen video of Lan Qiren reminding Wei Wuxian YOU MUST SLEEP AT 9!!!!
LQR: AND STOP DEFILING MY NEPHEW WEI WUXIAN!
WWX: ITS NOT ME WHO'S DOING THE DEFILING UNCLE!
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Elrond, after Thorin & Company left Rivendell:
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So what did we learn from the whole Silmaril business?
Thranduil: Never take an oath you can't fulfill.
Elrond: Never take an oath. Ever.
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tw for basically everything. proceed carefully.
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I love Lan Qiren but I also want to see Hua Cheng absolutely destroy him in an intellectual debate. Wei Wuxian would ascend if he ever saw this.
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I want whatever shampoo Galadriel is using. Like people have to ask her for her hair. If they wanted mine they could get ten strands of hair simply from my comb. No need to ask me. But her? Nah. Some strong hair shit.
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