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please appreciate oc writers / creators, we put a lot of effort into making a whole new person with a personality, backstory, aesthetic, etc. while only getting like a quarter of the credit someone writing a canon character would get.

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some lil rp things to keep in mind:

respect boundaries. ‘No’ does not mean ’convince me’

READ PEOPLE’S PAGES MULTIPLE TIMES AND IF SOMETHING IS UNCLEAR ASK. THERE IS NO SHAME IN IT I ASSURE YOU THAT PEOPLE WOULD RATHER HAVE “stupid” QUESTIONS TO ANSWER THAN HAVE THEIR RULES BROKEN 

OC’s are not worse than canon muses. Canon muses are not better than OC’s

Don’t try to force ships.

If someone says they will only interact with mutuals, they mean it. unless they have specifically told you that you’re an exception, you are not. If you’re confused pls look at #1

sometimes muses don’t click. sometimes muns do not click. sometimes writing styles do not click. And that is okay.

Please don’t be rude about other people’s headcanons. We all have a unique perspective and our own opinions but like. it costs nothing to be decent.

DONT BE A DICK.

Don’t

be

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dick

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She shouldn't have laughed. One of the mascots had just taken a very public (and very loud) tumble while fooling around on a set that wasn't theirs, and that wasn't funny.

But Sasha's sense of humor had never aligned with corporate's, so she laughed anyway.

She laughed so hard that she doubled over, howling like a coyote and seemingly unconcerned with the staff members she startled with her outburst. She laughed until her ribs ached, her eyes watered, and her legs wobbled and made her sit down on the nearest flat surface. She laughed until her diaphragm started to cramp, and her primal howling of joy had been reduced to a strangled wheeze, and she had to try to stop for the sake of breathing.

"You-hahaha..." Another small bout of laughter strangled her words, and Sasha had to wait a moment before trying again. "You good there, buddy??"

A little known fact about Sean was that the ram loved to make people laugh. Given his harsh looks and edgier sense of humor, it wasn't necessarily easy to pick up on that.

So when everyone had been acting so stressed out and moody for the past few weeks, the glamrock sheep felt like he had to do something silly to bring up the mood. And since it was just after hours, Sean was able to make just about any reference he wanted, and luckily for him, there was a number of branch props in the Pizzaplex- mostly in Gator Golf, or his own attraction, and since he was made for climbing, up he climbed.

It was a nice and bouncy branch. Perfect. He held onto the branch above him, feet settled in on one below, Sean locked eyes with the other and begun bouncing.

"Hungigana gigigana hung hungigana squash banana hungi--"

Crack!

It wasn't a particularly loud sound, but the moment it hit his ears, his eyes widen because he instantly knew he fucked up.

"HuuAAAHH-!"

He was almost laughing before he hit the ground, but the scream persisted instead, only cutting off when he landed below with a thud.

#twoiesfnafocs #Schmidt's Siblings #v: Security Breach

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"Ah, they were just upset about the new weekend schedule." Sasha shrugged. "They wanted the same Saturday off to attend some friend's party, but they never talked to their supervisor about it, so they both got scheduled to help out at Bonnie Bowl that same day.

"Everyone else has already been given their days, so they'd have to find people to cover their shifts if they still want off. Everyone else, of course," She cracked a smile. "Are fellow teenagers, so that's a hard sell."

@fazbear-security liked for a Glamrock Sean starter!

Sean could see the interaction from a distance, and he wasn't sure he liked it. It looked like a couple of other employees were being rude to Sasha. Now, Sean was positive the other could handle it herself, but in his mind, he didn't think she should have to.

"Is there a problem?" He asked upon approaching the three employees, mostly to get the two to stop.

#twoiesfnafocs #Schmidt's Siblings #v: Security Breach #((sorry for the wait!)) #((I started therapy and it's had me Thinking)) #((which is)) #((surprisingly exhausting))

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Party bear.. with all his friends!

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#OOC #((all y'all))

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It's okay guys! Freddy's just nervous

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Muppet Movie (1979) Sentence Starters

Starter sentences from the original 1979 Muppet Movie! Change pronouns as necessary, please enjoy!

"HELP! HELLO! THIS IS A SERIOUS CALL FOR HELP!"

"Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction!"

"Have you tried Hare Krishna?"

"You could make millions of people happy."

"That's the toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole over the face of the earth!"

"Listen. When you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star."

"I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed."

"Well, let's see. We're just traveling down this little green line here, and uh, just crossed that little pink line over here."

"I didn't promise anybody anything."

"What do I know about Hollywood, anyway? Just a dream I got from sitting through too many double features."

"You are not gonna believe who is the winner is, folks."

"I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me."

"I cannot spend my whole life running away from bullies. It's time for a showdown."

"It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad."

"That's pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street."

"Good grief, it's a running gag."

"Well, it's sort of approximately how it happened."

"How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers?"

"I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts."

"If that's not the kind of man you are, or, what I'm saying doesn't make any sense to you, well then..go ahead and kill me."

"It's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I found a whole group of friends who have the same dream, and that kind of makes us like a family."

#ask box meme

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Sam's tail wagged noticeably harder for a second or two before he reigned in his excitement, but it still bled into his body language as the shepherd shifted on his feet, much like the dog he had been modeled after.

"Yes!!" Explanation points exploded across his hat band before the display glitched and went blank as Sam snatched the hat off his head to fiddle it in his hands. The animatronic hunched over slightly, as if trying to make his towering eight foot form smaller, and made a grinding sound vaguely reminiscent of a cough."I mean, ah-"

"I think writing a new script would be great! Haha," Sam's ears tilted back a few degrees, though his tone stayed jovial. He usually had pretty good control over his pre-programmed personality. It could guide his thoughts and attention span, but he could still choose whether or not to voice the thoughts or postpone the focus. Sometimes, though, the code was just too strong to ignore.

"We can write you a bigger part, if you like! The kids really like your trivia sections!"

"That sounds wonderful!" Sam's tail began to wag at the script suggestion. "It has been a few days since we spoke about road safety, and with the weekend coming up, it will be a good reminder for the kids!" Weekends tended to bring more people out onto the roads, and regardless of how safe the adults were driving, keeping the kids refreshed and informed would go a long way to avoiding any unfortunate accidents.

"You did a wonderful job today, by the way!" The shepherd opened his mouth in a toothless smile. "Your timing for the call-in trivia was perfect! And you made the birthday girl feel super smart when she got the answer right!" A smiley face emoji flashed up on the LED band of his hat, as if Sam's own smile and wagging tail weren't enough.

"I'm glad I had you up there today, Mr. Phone Guy. You're a great safety partner!"

#mutecall #Safety Officer Sam #((Sam vc: OH BOY SAFETY PLANNING-))

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someone has left a poorly made drawing of him as a gift!! with a request that he returns to play again sometime.

Mike picked up the drawing as if it were something precious, and smiled softly. His sister Frieda often left drawings like this around the house, though she was more partial to markers than crayons. He held it up to the light, as if to get a better look.

"Wowee, this is great!" Mike said a bit louder than normal. He was fairly certain the artist was still somewhere nearby and listening. "Whoever drew this is really good! But...am I really that short?"

#ask #Anon #Mike Schmidt #((thank you for your patience Anon!))

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The Muppet Movie (1979) Soundtrack Lyric Starter Sentences

To go with the dialog starters from before, here are some lyric starters for the soundtrack of the 1979 Muppet Movie. Change pronouns as necessary, and enjoy!

"Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?"

"Rainbows are visions, but only illusions; rainbows have nothing to hide."

"I know they're wrong, wait and see."

"Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it; look what it's done so far."

"What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing? And what do we think we might see?"

"We know that it's probably magic."

"I've heard it too many times to ignore it; it's something that I'm supposed to be."

"Opportunity knocks once, let's reach out and grab it!"

"Getting there is half the fun!"

"Come share it with me."

"We don't need a map to keep this show on the road!"

"Trust my navigation!"

"Send someone to fetch us, we're in Saskatchewan!"

"Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the West?"

"You're ready for the big time!"

"Never before have two souls joined so freely, and so fast!"

"For me this is the first time and the last."

"Is this an angel's wish for men?"

"This love was bound for heaven, not for earth."

"There's enough to share with all the world, and fill the heavens above with left-over love!"

"It's no good complainin', and pointless to holler."

"I hope that somethin' better comes along."

"The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong."

"There is no solution, it's part of evolution."

"I wanna be your lifetime friend!"

"Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at!"

"Fact is, there's nothin' out there you can't do!"

"Even Santa Claus believes in you!"

"This looks familiar, vaguely familiar."

"It's too soon to feel yet."

"I'm going to go back there someday."

"Sometimes the sky calls."

"Is that a song there, and do I belong there?"

"I've never been there, but I know the way."

"Come and go with me, it's more fun to share!"

"We'll both be completely at home in midair."

"We can hold onto love like invisible strings."

"There's not a word yet, for old friends who just met."

"You can just visit, but I plan to stay."

"It starts when we're kids, a show-off in school."

"You're a clown and a fool."

"Is that dedication?"

"What was once juvenile-ish is grown up and stylish!"

"Somebody out there loves you!"

"Rainbows are memories, sweet dream reminders."

"What is it you'd like to do?"

"All of us watching and wishing to find it; I noticed you're watching, too."

"Life's a movie, write your own ending."

"Keep believing, keep pretending."

#ask box meme

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This has been forgotten for months

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"That sounds wonderful!" Sam's tail began to wag at the script suggestion. "It has been a few days since we spoke about road safety, and with the weekend coming up, it will be a good reminder for the kids!" Weekends tended to bring more people out onto the roads, and regardless of how safe the adults were driving, keeping the kids refreshed and informed would go a long way to avoiding any unfortunate accidents.

"You did a wonderful job today, by the way!" The shepherd opened his mouth in a toothless smile. "Your timing for the call-in trivia was perfect! And you made the birthday girl feel super smart when she got the answer right!" A smiley face emoji flashed up on the LED band of his hat, as if Sam's own smile and wagging tail weren't enough.

"I'm glad I had you up there today, Mr. Phone Guy. You're a great safety partner!"

"That was a great crowd today, huh, S--am?" It's taken Phone Guy longer to adapt to the Safety Officer's new name than it's taken most of the others; character names are typically pre-set variables, and every so often his systems will disagree with him about his updated files and flag his insistence on calling his Sam by his proper name as an "error" to be looked into.

This isn't the only area in which Phone Guy sometimes lags behind his fellow animatronics. He mostly understands the events that have unfolded, and has felt the shift in the very air of the pizzeria from before the spirits left to now. But everyone else has had intensely personal dealings with the ghosts. Phone Guy's the only one of his fellow 'bots (to his knowledge) who has never been intertwined with one of the specters, and although he's outwardly interacted with them, his inner programming has never quite caught up to the full awakening experienced by the rest of the cast.

"They loved you!" Phone Guy clasps his hands together in delight, his receiver bouncing with a single, merry ring. Sentient or no, the animatronics still reside within the bounds of the pizzeria, and they still have tasks set out for them. Sam's safety segments are by far Phone Guy's favorite, because it's one of the few times that the information 'bot gets to assist the other characters, as opposed to free-roaming alone in search of patrons who might need assistance. He loves working with humans, of course, but sometimes when he watches the band, he almost wishes he were one of them.

"I have [S_O_Script_013] queued for tomorrow. Does that sound good?"

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#mutecall #Safety Officer Sam #((sorry for the wait!)) #((Sam: *gets a compliment*)) #((also Sam: Uno Reverse!))

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((Got the new laptop home and all set up. Looks like everything imported okay, too, from files to bookmarks. We should be up and running!))

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i'm okay with:

starting over - are you a little overwhelmed with where our thread is going? let me know, and i'd be happy to start a new one with you!

pausing - if you're feeling one thread more than another we have going on, that's perfectly fine! you're welcome to let me know if you'd like, but it's not a necessity.

multiples - if we have a ship that you love and you have many ideas for them, always feel welcome to throw them at me no matter what! while it may affect my reply speed due to having more, it doesn't affect my interest at all!

regrouping - maybe we initially had an idea that didn't pan out but you don't know how to say it? just shoot me a message and let me know you'd like to plot further/something else.

anything else - have we not talked and you want to? shoot me a message! send in a meme if you don't know where to start! ask for my discord! i may not initiate too often myself, but i love being able to love our threads together!

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((Laptop is on its last legs at last. :c A successor is lined up for pick up on Saturday, so I'll be limited to mobile until then.))

#OOC

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Snowy Sentence Starters

Because snow isn’t exclusive to Christmas time! These are just some fluffy things, but keep an eye out for some angstier stuff. As always, these are just suggestions, feel free to change things as necessary, including pronouns.

“Ugh, it’s so cold, let’s go inside.”

“Snowball fight!!”

“I don’t want you getting sick…”

“It’s so warm in here.”

“The snow is so pretty…”

“Let’s build a snowman!”

“That is literally the most deformed looking igloo I’ve ever seen.”

“How do I get the snow to stick together? Igloo it.”

“I love snow!!”

“Achoo! I hate snow!!”

“I’m having way too much fun!! I don’t wanna go inside!”

“I know you say your not cold, but that’s because you’re probably developing a fever!”

“I demand hot chocolate!!”

“Ahahahah!! That snowball literally poofed into an explosion!!”

“Okay, I was kidding about the fever thing, but you’re gonna get sick if we keep playing outside like this!”

“Geez! It’s snowing, don’t you have a sweater or something?!”

“What…it…it’s like thirty degrees below stupid cold, what on Earth are you planning to do with that water gun?!”

“Only you would try to eat ice cream when it’s this cold…”

“In my defense it was once hot chocolate! Then it froze…”

“How many marshmallows you want in your hot cocoa?”

“How many marshmallows? All? All. You’re getting all of them.”

“I’m sorry. Looks like I’m out of hot cocoa. I have tea though. That can be really good.”

“Why is snow so pretty yet so cold?”

“I can’t think of anything better than a warm fire, hot cocoa, the radio, and you.”

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