The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
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woooah turned out things got a lot worse so
💥emergency comms are back open💥
doing this through ko-fi this time— ❗️10 slots❗️
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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)
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depression creature
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squeak
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More Leviathan!!
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Mammon and Lucifer
Mammon: *breathes*
Lucifer: Are you not ashamed of yourself? Are you not embarrassed? Don’t you dare ruin my reputation today.
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Forgive your old self, you've changed.
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This poor man cannot catch a break
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okay, i've had enough character development. now i want happiness and a stable relationship
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i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours
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I like that kids just have trans classmates now and don't give a shit. It's like having a classmate with red hair to them. Like "Mildly notable, anyway back to Fortnite"
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do you have any gender related tips
get a big pair of boots
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does this make sense to anyone else
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