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this machine unalives f*scists

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The Blair Witch wouldn't kill me. We'd actually have nasty lesbian sex. RIP those hikers but I'm different.

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I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

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Desdemona Fallout 🫨🤤😮‍💨

#gamer posting #the new show is making me play fallout 4 #i’ll never not play the railroad route

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last week i got 2 things of blackberries. a few days ago i got 3 things of blackberries. today i got 4 things. i cant stop. they’re still on sale at publix

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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

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i need shower glasses. or like. working eyeballs

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no woman should ever have to explain why she doesnt do something to her body.... 'why don't you wear makeup?' 'why don't you shave?' like. thats what i look like. idk what to tell you

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#ozempic face jesus

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According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

#why wait for the best when i could have you? (atlanta united)

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i think i’m going to adopt a kitty cat :( i just feel a kitty cat shaped hole in my heart and i feel guilty for having that hole. my set of two cats (who still mean the world to me and can never be replaced) both died too young from unpreventable illnesses, and i’m petrified by the thought of loving another cat just to lose it so soon. probably need to talk to my therapist about this one because i don’t even feel worthy enough for a cat’s love

#a post of mine

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Malcolm: Ugh! Reece is so annoying! And Mom grounded me AGAIN!

Francis in Alaska:

#irl lol

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there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

#!!! #i think of this episode like once a week