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someone: hey can you give me some relationship advice?
me who's aroace: communicate.
someone: I tried but it didn't-
me: break up.
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore
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[GIF ID: Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up /end]
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Who'll survive the blood red power play? Who'll take control, whose name will be known?
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BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE (2024) dir. Tim Burton
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"My friends don't care about me" < bro doesnt know he's being swayed by the darkness in an attempt to further isolate him from others and facilitate his corruption
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Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history
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You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".
Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.
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appreciate leverage’s dedication to making DC look like literally whatever. they don’t even have the right metro map. they don’t even call it the metro!
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still thinking bout that poll tbh
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her
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