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i love you physical media ❤️ i love you cds ❤️ i love you vinyl ❤️ i love you cassettes ❤️ i love you dvds ❤️ i love you blurays ❤️ i love you paperback books ❤️ i love you comics ❤️

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Perhaps I'm not being obvious enough.

#draco malfoy #harry potter #hp #fangqueen loves hp

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Harry wearing Draco like a feather boa was mentioned in a conversation I had recently so of COURSE I had to draw it

Now I want to draw these two idiots in ironically awkward couple poses

#drarry #draco x harry #draco malfoy #harry potter #hp #fangqueen loves hp

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A cute goat sent you a message.

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me, actively not writing: wow this fic is gonna be so good

#fangqueen writes fanfiction

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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it's

bitch

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i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

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My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

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Hey fellow writers, you know that feeling when you write a thing that you know people are going to scream at you for when they read it? You know how you giggle to yourself like a gleeful supervillain when you finish typing it, how you cackle as you picture the pending pain and outrage of your readers?

Here’s to that feeling. I wish you all many fruitful and productive hours of writing specifically to find that feeling waiting for you on the other side of your brilliant, terrible words.

And I wish you many, MANY incoherent comments in response.

#lol yessssss #fangqueen writes fanfiction

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Hellos 👋

I'm a fan honestly. I have read some of your fantastic fanfiction with Ron x Draco! (Why is it such a rare pair? Agh!)

I just came here to say thanks for making fanfiction this ship!!!! You're amazing! 💖

Awwww, this was so nice! 😭🥰 I appreciate you so much for reaching out and letting me know, and I’m so so glad you’ve enjoyed!

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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

#no for real #from ages like 15-17 i was telling people i was like a college-age guy #turns out i was actually enby anyway but oh well lmao

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Yojimbo

I couldn’t resist.

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.