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Tony : Merry Christmas, mother fuckers
Steve : it's November 1st
Tony : Christmas
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Avengers at the cinema p2
Sylvie
Brings a blanket , she doesn't like the cold air
Complains she's bored the whole time but just hates sitting still
Seems on edge because of the limited escape routes and vulnerability in the cinema being in the dark and in a crowd
Somehow sneaks in a 711 huge slush , the sweetness counteracts the dislike of the cold
Twirls knives during kissy scenes because love is ridiculous
Always spoils plot by calling it, not because she actually knows it but just because she is great at assessing people
Bucky
Flicks popcorn at Sam
Jumps scares Sam
Blows in Sam's ear
Yeah, his existence to to make Sam squeal like a little girl
His desensitisation to violence makes him very scary to the public
" that's incorrect,  guts don't fall out the body like that "
*chews popcorn*"Needs more blood"
Well that's when he's in his best moods , when he has a rough day he tends not to want to see violent films as they can trigger flashbacks .
Like Sylvie, doesn't like the layout of cinemas 
Will recline his seat as far as possible for no reason
Sam
Also lives to irritate Bucky
"Hey Bucky , it's Robo cop , do you know him ?"
Also has a soft side , especially when Bucky isn't doing so well .
*puts hand on shoulder " " I need the bathroom , walk with me "
Keeps an eye on the other avengers in case triggers are brought up , he usually checks the warnings first though
Likes sour sweets and tricks Steve and Thor to eat them, their taste buds aren't used to it so it's hilarious
Drax
Doesn't understand cinema traditions like talking and eating quietly, he likes being enthusiastic
"WHY ARE HUMAN WEAPONS SO WEAK? , I HAVE DESTROYED A MOON WITH MY FISTS "
Brings the foulest smelling food
Will never admit he quite likes films because he doesn't want to give Quill any more of an ego boost
Family films are his favourite , he misses the family life
Though he will not say not to a hilariously violent gore fest
Rocket
Gets bored and messes with explosives.  The dark doesn't help and he is banned from cinemas
Was a fun game how to get Rocket into the cinemas from a big bag , to hiding in a compartment that made Gamora look pregnant or did scooby doo haunted Island style
They are mostly uninterested by cinemas , the songs are crap and doesn't understand the point in acting
"what do you mean the stunts aren’t real?! maybe that makes sense since humans are so weak and stupid, look at Quill for example, he tripped over his own shoe laces"
Quill "ONLY BECAUSE YOU TIED THEM TOGETHER"
Groot
Loves the music and the picture effects .
Doesn't watch scary films , they love the family style ones like Drax does
Wants to watch them all several times.. like sickeningly repetitively
Films are the Guardians top way to keep Groot entertained and out of trouble whilst travelling
Guardians buy/steal film mementos for Groot to decorate their bedroom with
Gamora
Doesn't understand Quills fascination with movies but is willing to tolerate them for him
Will make out with Quill so she doesn't have to watch the film
Takes Groot to a mother-child bonding day , will punch anyone who asks where she's going
Similar to Nat , she hates the male gaze in films
Has a soft spot for rom-coms , she likes the security that if two people were meant to be together, they would. And to live in a world so simple is something she secretly longs for.
Quill
Love the movies so much , the sounds , the music , the lights .
His favourite are the "classics" and he's gets on a rant every time he goes because they don't show those films anymore
"All this modern trash , what the flarg is that about ? Have people lost their stinking minds ?!"
DESPISES RE MAKES OF FILMS
Gamora found a drive in cinema which showed these films and he's never felt so appreciated before. He actually lay quietly on Gamora’s shoulder the entire time.
Mantis
Mantis sneaks off to movies by herself,  she loves learning about people on Earth and their customs
Will sob over popcorn, Florence Pugh sad face style
Her laugh is loud but heart warming... well to those who like her . Others thinks she's a little odd
Movies help her to express her emotions more clearly
They also teach her about the world around her,  though limited to the Earth, because she was quite sheltered
Captain marvel
Laughs during gory scenes
Has a soft spot for rom coms but will plasma punch anyone who says anything
Puts her feet up on the back of other chairs
Goes with all her girls and has a great time, always has the best comments on things ... well they include alot of "your mum" and "that's what she said "
And she only does this at the worst moments when the cinema is quiet or you're having a drink
Will start swearing and booing at any assholes in the film mainly sexist or manipulative people
Bruce
Very quiet , offers you some sweets or popcorn every now and then
Probably would hold someone's hand during tense scenes
Turns his head to the side if something gets too violent and he doesn't really like the loud noises either , it can be a bit overwhelming
The cartoons are his favourite , even the modern one , they remind him of a calmer time when he was a kid
He love science but fantasy movies are good escape , they help him to reset his mind and unwind
Valkrie
Very similar to Danvers , has her feet on backs of the chairs and has far too many inappropriate innuendos and jokes
Thor confiscates her alcohol before the film so she has more absurd ways to bring it
Thor stopped checking after she was starting to whip a bottle out of a place it should NOT be ...
You can hear her roll her eyes when people say something dumb
Has a game with Natasha to bring the most absurd weapons with them . Valkyrie just pipped Nat with a huge double sided battle axe
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Avengers at the cinema P1
Tony
Buys tons of food
Refuses to bring own because a bag would ruin his outfit
Any food he does bring in is McDonalds and only because Peter asked or the avengers wore him down
Will buy the rest of the lines food too
If the foods crap he will bring portable food makers into the cinema like a waffle iron
Prechecks trigger warnings and discreetly sends individual messages
Steve
Buys tickets at the desk and only the desk
Gets the worst seats because he paid late
Might buy a small popcorn for peak cinema experience but nothing more because he still thinks everything is too expensive
Will scold people to be quiet , even strangers
"Hey , quiet down "
"Don't talk like that to your elder punk" - mainly directed to Clint's giggling fits
*Sighs*
Tango ice blast almost sent him back to 1942
Natasha
Has feet on back of chairs
Cannot sit in a chair normally
Once the film was late and she vaulted up to where the projector is and knocked on the window to get the fuck on with it
Nap during films but swears she didn't
Will yell boo during suspense scene
Analyses fight patterns
Despises the male gaze *as she should*
Clint
Rustles as he walks with all of his snacks
Wears a coat in July full of food, it's so heavy he kind of waddles along
"Hey , psst you want some "
"No its OK, "
" I have 7 more bags , here you go "
If there's an archer in the film , he has a new nickname for a week curtesy of his teammates
Always yells "hide in the vents" when a character is in trouble
Lets Natasha nap on his shoulder
Everyone tries to get films with subtitles but they didn't have many so Tony created an automatic software to generate them for any film
Thor
The avengers used to make him sit away from them , he can have a booming voice and loudly munching food.
He did eventually learn Midgardian customs and his etiquette is improved
Has lots of questions ,
"Can I ride those animals?"
"How can I do that damage in my next battle?"
Places Mjønir in his seat when he gets up so doesn't worry about his seat flicking up.
Loki
Sits quietly , like deathly quietly
Will make snakes crawl over peoples feet in the darkness to make them scream
Natasha threw a snake at him last time so he no longer does that
He will make an odd gust of air or a creak noise to scare them
Learned to behave a lot quicker than Thor
Honestly films made him question Midgardians even more than usual
Scott
Brings sandwiches in little bags with sweets
Only enjoys kids films , adult ones are boring. Also the soundtracks are *mwah*
Will listen to the soundtrack on repeat for 3 weeks , it drives everyone insane … until they start to hum it in meetings then they realise he actually has quite good taste
Will turn up in cosplay to his and Cassie's favourite films
Sits cross-legged on the end of his seat
Has fallen off those seats with the flip bottom
Wanda
Loves Rom Coms
Holds Vision's hand all through out and lays her head on his shoulder
She loves the serenity especially in the private cinema in Avengers Compound
It's a good place for her to escape the outside world , where time seems endless .
She complied a home made movie for all the avengers for Christmas and they were all weeping by the end
Peter
Makes video edits of avenger fuck ups to show in private cinema
He thinks it's an ideal date and goes often with MJ
It's expensive so he really tries to make the best out of it by booking the best seats and arriving with plenty of time
Brings deli food or snacks with him
Tony once saw this and bought him extra large of everything , with his quick metabolism he eats most of it .
MJ tries to get him to sneak in through the back but it makes him very guilty but he loves spending time with her
Him and Ned have Star War traditions to watch the film at the very first showing , being tech geniuses is quite helpful when tickets first show up online
Stephan Strange
Will roll his eyes and point out any incorrect medical stuff
"Actually , the neurons are ...."
Gets pissed when people use defibrillators instead of CPR
Doesn't go cinema often , he doesn't think it's a particularly productive use of his time
Prefers subtitles on the films so he can follow the plot better
Doesn't fall asleep but looks like he does
Hold up the food line because he doesn't know what to get ,
"Umm what goes with nachos . Never mind I'll get popcorn "
Find the best songs and puts them on a playlist for Wong
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HC: Scott Lang knows all the Pitch Perfect dances
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Tony: I wear black in summer to establish dominance
Natasha: I just punch people
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The tension between Loki and Mobius may justt be rivalled to Loki and a Salt Lamp
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LOKI EPISODE 4 SPOILERS
The only way that I can see Loki who is on his way to cut Sif’s hair
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Thor: *exasperated sigh* Loki don’t
Loki: (already doing said thing)  Loki yes
Loki:  :) 
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Loki minor ep2? spoilers
Loki with his new TVA jacket: Sometimes I'm so hot , I don’t know why I don’t just explode
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(Avengers meeting)
Tony: somebody better have games on their phone or I'm going to criticise your fashion choices and make you cry again
Clint, Steve, Pietro, Thor, Sam, Bucky: it was one time
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Sam: how is it you can run a multi media John Walker hate accounts but can’t send me a single text?
Bucky: spite 
Bucky: and I have a huge fan base that depend on me
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(Peter giving a tour of the compound )
Peter: welcome to the kitchen
Peter : this is the small blender
Peter: and the feral arm eating demon
Tony: *sighs* For the last time ITS A GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Peter: THEN WHY DOES IT SOUND POSSESED HUH?
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Interviewer: So Mr Parker, what's your favourite technological equipment whilst you have been apart of the Stark Internship?
Peter*sips his 3rd liquidated sandwich of the day* :  blender
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Avengers at the theme park 2
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part 1 https://fancy-delusion-stuffs.tumblr.com/post/650742741976956928/avengers-at-a-theme-park 
Wanda
Scream laughs on all the big rides
She will slow down the ride if other people are really scared
Likes the parks and climbing on all the equipment like a 5 year old
Her and Vision sit on swings just talking
Would keep knocking over Pietro's ice cream so he has to catch it in his bare hands
gets a princess makeover and looks ethereal
Scott
Puts candy floss on ice cream, just inhales sugar
Likes all animals and they love him - if he's lost he's probably in a petting pen befriending them
"WWWEEEEEEE!!!!"
Always needs 20 bathroom stops on the way there
Employs his ant friends to bring him food when he's waiting in a line
Either assassinates or apologises to everyone on bumper cars
Peter
Doesn't learn when playing bumper cars with Thor
Also went on Tea Cups with Thor and threw up 3 times- flying vomit is not good
He likes the carousel
Always gets Aunt May something from the gift shop, usually a keyring to add to her collection when Peter goes on Mathlete trips
Gets a sugar high and crashes super quick
He's absolutely fine with big rides and would hold MJ and Ned's hands to comfort them
Dr Strange
Is the non-negotiable DJ on the car ride- anyone who disagrees is left on the side of the street
Responsible adult but not in mother hen Steve way
Pretty funny though if he gets drunk and he starts rambling about his surgeries tbh he probably has videos of them on his phone
Drunk magic not a good idea
the only one able to stop all of Loki's pranks and plots to attack Thor
Uses portals to travel the theme park so he doesn't get sore feet
Bucky
Makes Steve's life a misery
He eggs on all the kids or drunk adults to mess with Steve and just sits on the bench laughing his a$$ off
Though his moods do vary so he can be a outgoing ghost of Bucky Barnes or the broody Winter Solider who feels completely out of place
Last time he went to a Haunted House, he may have thrown knives at props if they jumped forward (he knows when people are about because of his training but the props catch him off guard)
He and Sam dare each other to go on the biggest rides- they scream their lungs out and never mention it again
Splashes people on water rides and pretends to be innocent
Loki
Crowds are a great way to disguise his pranking mischief
Had a bet with Natasha who could steal as many wallets as they can - Steve proceeded to yell at them which gathered a crowd
-Natasha won the game and Loki's respect
Has used magic to stop a rollercoaster as its at the top and hanging over the edge- but only because Tony called his Rudolf again
Like Bucky, he will splash water at you but depending on his mood its either little drops or a tidal wave and he wont feign innocence
Strange messed up his suits from portal travelling and dropping him in puddles and now Loki is out for vengeance
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Avengers at a theme park
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Tony Stark
Uses the Iron Man suit to get dropped phones of the rollercoasters
Refuses to scream on the drops and usually does a resting b*tch face to annoy his friends
Eats so many sweets before rides yet doesn't throw up once
Throws up peace signs with the mascots
Mocks Steve when he gives out instructions
Gift shop is empty after Tony enters
Steve Rogers
Wears a first aid bum bag and would wear a high vis vest if Tony hadn't sharpied "MILF" on it . Steve doesn't know what it means but he won't risk it
Has a presentation meeting the day before making sure everyone has a "buddy", maps and other supplies
Scolds anyone when they spin too quick on the Tea Cups
Not very scared of rides but when he does he laughs it off awkwardly
Thor Odinson
Has broken manyyy of the Tea Cups because he's mental
Shuri and Peter have been banned from going on Tea Cups with him though they don't listen despite countless whiplashes
Ends up sat down with a circle of people listening to his heroic escapades across the Realms of course featuring dramatic re-enactments
Cheers on every single ride
may have put Mjolnir on a rollercoaster...
Clint Barton
many sugar rushes
Creeps everyone out by pointing out how easy he could shoot people from the Ferris wheel
Would roll down grassy hills just because
Steve has him on many timeouts and he responds by singing 10,000 Green Bottles...until Natasha tases him
Steve had him on one of those children harnesses once which caused more damage than it was worth
Natasha Romanoff
Only goes on the big rides because she was dared, other then that she's not bothered
Has a tracker on Clint which turns into a huge hide and seek game that almost gets them kicked out
If there is a lake attraction, she would definitely take a duck or ten
Has a never ending bag of candy floss
Takes many perfects selfies for Instagram and starts a conspiracy if she is a goddess
Bruce Banner
Sits on a bench with ice cream taking pictures for the Avengers Christmas (dad style photos only)
Went on a Tunnel of Love style ride with Natasha and everyone waited at the end to cheer for them- he looked like a tomato
Doesn't like big rides but the team are very happy to adventure on the children's rides so he's not too left out
Sleeps on the way home
Has pulled Clint when he falls into water
part 2 ?- Wanda, Scott, Peter, Dr Strange, Bucky ,Loki
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Sam: Bucky , no . You can't do that it's against the law
Bucky: well screw the law
Steve: I am the law and I say stop
Bucky: .(winks) ok doll
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Sam: that's not how you do that ,Bucky
Bucky: well it is now, bitch
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