fanboyjack

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lets give this a shot

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my dreams have come true, thank u for the margarita mom

it annoys me that i’ve never had alcohol (just like a small sip, calm down) even though my dad let my older brother drink beer in switzerland because he thought the legal drinking age was 10 so yeah why not let your ten-year-old have some beer

#ngl not bad #alchohol tw #twas only a sip #relax

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#episode

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why does this highway have speedbumps

#ummm wtf

[fanboyjack]

i like my chocolate milk like i like my men

rich and unhealthy

#choccy milk

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anyone else worry about getting attacked by sharks when ur swimming on ur period or just me

#send help #period #periods problem #ocean #shark #attack #i worry too much #but plz #i need to know im not alone in this #trans #trans problems

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s e a g u l l

#seagull

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ever wanna fake ur own death to figure out if anyone actually cares about u or is that just me

Me (at my own funeral, behind a bush): you better fuckin cry

#fake death #depression lol #death #funeral

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i post 60% crack, 25% art, 10% geekiness, and 5% legitimate cries for help

follow me if u relate or smthn idk

how do people even do those ”follow me” or “like and subscribe“ plugs like wtf how do u assume people like ur content and then tell them to devote more time to u???

#i have no fucking clue #a lot of my posts are just a text form of me talking to no one lol #i talk to myself #a LOT

[fanboyjack]

i love loki

#genderfluid #loki #loki is genderfluid #✨

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am i tripping or was tom riddle hot

#his voice tho #my taste is all over the place #honestly #although i tend to like psychopaths #harry potter #tom riddle #tom marvolo riddle #is marvolo a real name? like can someone tell me plz #im too lazy to google it #voldemort

[fanboyjack]

i meant cats but yeah sure cars why not

love that snapchat filters work on cars

#lightning mcqueen #cars

[fanboyjack]

anyone have tips on falling out of love?? asking for a friend lmao

#Tips #advice #plz tell me #asking for a friend #haha

[fanboyjack]

matching profile pics for you and your bestie 😌

#matching pfps #spleens the cat #tonsils the cat #graystillplays

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love that snapchat filters work on cars

#cute #cute animals #cat #snapcat #snapchat #filter

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ooo fire

#fire eater #fireeater #idk #firebreathers #this was at a show at a resort in st lucia #u heard right #the Caribbean #i feel so rich rn lmao #but yea it was super cool i have more pictures and videos if u are a fellow fan of fire

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#hair dye #hair salon #blue hair #i know it looks green shut up #hair #blonde #whatever #my hair doesn’t usually look like that #the stylist curled the ends #it faded within a week tho so im getting it redyed before school #nvm u dont care bye lol