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Some requests on here be like:

Can you please write a story about a reader who gets bashed in the head with a book 7 times a day and bleeds profusely everywhere and the characters reaction to it ? Thank you so much ! 😍😘😋😜🤪😎

#fanfic #fanfic rec #lord of the rings #stranger things

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I HAVE to wash my face and put on deodorant and brush my teeth before I do anything, I need to plan a shirt to put on under my jacket that’s cute but really uncomfortable that still fits dress code at work, examine my clear water bottle and make sure there’s nothing weird in my water, oh wait my hair got a little splash of water on it during my shower and it’s damp so now I have to wash my hair or I’ll feel gross and greasy all day

Also on the way to work the heat needs to be on and the windows need to be down, and oh shoot there was a weird crunch to my jimmy dean breakfast sandwich so now I have to throw it away and feel sick for an hour

Sensory issues will have you constructing the weirdest most elaborate daily rituals ever

#sensory issues #autism #adhd #bipolar disorder

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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

#mylonglostmoots

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it looks like he ate eowyns stew 😭

POV u try to draw Gandalf but end up drawing Goondolf

#lotr

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POV u try to draw Gandalf but end up drawing Goondolf

#lotr #tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr memes #middleearth #gandalf #gandalf big naturals

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My Roman Empire is that I have so many ideas and beautiful pictures in my head but I can’t draw, so I could never recreate the dream worlds I have trapped in my mind.

#lotr #tolkien #lord of the rings #middleearth #drawing #lotr art

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Hi everyone!

I’ve been gone for a while, but I’m gonna start working through my matchup requests.

Also please send fanfic requests and scenarios! I want to get back into writing again!

Sorry to any people who have been waiting for requests to be filled, I was burnt out on writing for a while.

#stranger things #lotr

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Hey could I request a romantic Harry Potter and Marvel matchup?

Do you consider Spiderverse marvel? If so one that's specific that that would be great but I totally understand if not. Regular MCU works just fine for me too!

Any gender works as well.

My form is pinned to my blog for ease of access and because I don't want to spam your asks with my inability to understand the concept of brevity. I hope that won't be too much of an issue! Anyways, thank you so much.

Of course! You’re the first matchup I’ve done in over a year I believe. I hope you like the matchups!

For marvel. I ship you with: Bucky Barnes.

•You have yourself very put together, and Bucky respects you for it. He’s from an older generation where looks and effort matter. He doesn’t enjoy being around many people in the modern day, he sees them as lazy. However, you are the epitome of class to him

•He’s used to being a gentleman, but he loves how capable you are of standing up for yourself. He loves to protect you, but he’s more than happy to stand by and watch you make a fool out of someone

•He loves to put on your heels and shoes for you. He’ll look up at you with every kind of expression, sultry, loving, humorous. It’s an intimate thing to him to serve you

•Beautiful outfits are a common gift, usually laid on the bed in a beautiful ribboned box, followed by a quiet, “How does a nice dinner sound tonight doll?”

For Harry Potter, I ship you with: Draco Malfoy.

•You two are the power couple of hogwarts. Everyone knows you’re going to continue on to be successful and wealthy. Jealousy turns more than the Slytherins green.

•He loves to give you expensive gifts. However, his love for you runs deeper then any amount of money could ever show. He would much rather have special moments with you, ones that he’s never experienced with anyone else

•He has never felt safe to show his emotions around anyone but you. Around you he’s very gentle and loving, unlike the facade he puts up for everyone else.

I hope you like your matchups!

My writing requests are open again, send me any kind of requests for y/n fan fiction stories!

Love you all,

J

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#ilovebeingsentintoexistentialcrisisbylotr

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

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if it is immature to be obsessed with lord of the rings as an adult then hand me my sippy cup

#tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #aragorn #boromir #legolas #lotr memes #frodo baggins #sam gamgee #middleearth #thranduil

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LOTR Characters as Random Photos From My Camera Roll

Pt. 1

Gandalf:

Legolas:

Aragorn:

Frodo:

Boromir:

Eowyn:

#lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #aragorn #legolas #the fellowship of the ring #frodo baggins #return of the king #eowyn of rohan #faramir #boromir #incorrect lotr quotes #lotr memes #lotr shitpost #lotr fandom #gandalf #gollum #merry and pippin #lotr gimli

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Would any of my followers be interested in me starting makeup lucky scoops?

As most of you know I have an Etsy account and I sell cool stuff on there!

I would give a discount to my followers! I also have a lululemon scuba to raffle off if people start ordering! (Shameless plug)

Also lmk if y’all want more LOTR jokes and content

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Hi I am in fact alive !

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Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it

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Doja Cat you are not girlbossing right now 😭

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#stranger things #vecna stranger things #vecna #001 #Hawkins #steve harrington #Billy Hargrove #el hopper #will Byers #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #stranger things memes #stranger things season 4