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This is a gentle reminder to those who keep poultry to PLEASE keep in mind wild snakes if you are using fake eggs in your chicken coop. Snakes are incapable of digesting the wooden/plastic/ceramic fake eggs that are commonly placed in chicken coops to train hens. Snakes (like this little ratsnake here) can and often do eat these fake eggs and suffer life-threatening obstruction as a result!

If you need to use fake eggs in your coop please strive to ensure that the enclosure is snake-proof (difficult) or superglue 3 or more eggs together so that snakes cannot consume them and become obstructed.

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sentence i found on a grocery store review

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a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

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google docs HATES them! writer has a style that actually sounds like someone talking, not like a perfectly grammatically correct robot!

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Girls…are like strawberries

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bruh if people want me to stop sympathizing with villains they need to stop making the villains the ones who want to change broken systems

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did you guys have that one friend in elementary school who would always eat paper

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i need to know every language immediately

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in my flop era (like how a bunny flops over when they're comfortable. thank you.)

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may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3

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smoke a boing

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microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

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i appreciate the clarification because at first i thought this was the funniest anon hate i'd ever gotten